Funny statistics

[talula]

Thought you folks would like this. We have a new stats package that lets us know various things including keywords that people have typed into search engines that led them to the archive.

Don't ask me how some of these led people to the archive however there are some I could understand. Anyhow these were the funniest out of them all.

prostate milking

beverly crusher penis

samen ficks

harry cock cum great hall

snape sneezed cold

basement tied crucified she table

femdom horsewomen

my wife full of sperm

my urethra fucked me

protruding clitoris

foreskin ron weasley

watering semen structure of male organ

wifes in cages

son masturbating their moms and moms enjoy it

lick her ass in my ass

tight hymen

dr told me to bend over for physical examination

shredded penis

squerting girls

groom forced to suck off father in-law

butt plug torment

an enema by my aunt

clamp reading lamp headboard

the doctor put a finger inside his anal hole

squatting to pee humiliation in public

naked lumberjacks

delicious foreskins

cheers reunion

farther pee fuck

klingon penis

sudanese penis

paralyzed enema stories restrained

oil wrestling testicles squeezed

pubic mound tattoo

uncut farmers cocks

castrating rams

spitted males roasted alive

massage parlor enema hand job

her finger in my anus

cannibal and law

sniffing my sister s knickers

breasts in metal mesh bras

the school nurse gave me a shot in my butt

seiko kinetic watch charging

we sell preserved specimens in jars of formaldehyde

gay cook ass sex

ravaged rectums

pony girl training

hernia boy thermometer shot butt

urologin piranhas

beautician bondage

full penis stem cell

gambler dealer attire

aunt loves my foreskin

kitten tray sex

habit dominican novice

And, last but certainly not least,

i have a pain in the end of my urethra could this be because i am overweight

[Paolo]

harry cock cum great hall

Obviously someone wanting to read about Harry cumming in the Great Hall at school ...

snape sneezed cold

Hmmm ... could be ...

foreskin ron weasley

Definitely guilty as charged on that one. Someone wanted Ron's foreskin ... he found it!

[Dave (imported)]

Those are certainly strange terms.. . . .

For three years I was the "scientist" who answered student questions to the kid's Q&A pages at work. In that time I answered nearly 1500 science questions.

Most of the time I would ahve to do research to find web sites for the kiddies and adults to go to to get more information. If they asked "what is the atomic weight of copper" I would send them to an online Periodic Table of the Elements ... Or if they asked how to build a solar oven, I had web sites to send them to.

What I noticed in all that research is that PORN was everywhere and would pop up with the most innocent of search terms. If a kid asked what the chemical composition of "milk" was, For every one URL I found with a valid scientific answer, there were easily for or five porn sites discussing breast milk.

Once a kid asked about "the origin of coal" and as

I searched for it, I got porn. Another kid asked about dolphins and I had my computer at work choke on pictures of Prince Alberts and Dolphin piercings (I had to call the help desk and get them to unfreeze my computer, we are not allowed to look at those things) ... Project questions, like how to build a bridge of straws, or drop an egg from a building without breaking it, or make a potato battery would result in the most vile porn URL's being displayed.

I had more than one parent e-mail effusive thanks because they got 6 URL's that their kids could use and they didn't ahve to chance them seeing pornography.

Even now, I can go to GOOGLE and type an innocent term into their picture search and see naked people.

I find this amazing. The LUST and DESIRE to see porn 24 hours a day is just beyond my comprehension.

oh, well, maybe I am still an engineering nerd !!!!

DAVE

[Dave (imported)]

the very last kid I would ever dream about sexually is Ron Weasley from H.P. EEEEEEUUUWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Even worse is the Star TReck character of Wesley Crusher who I absolutely hate.

{{{GAG, CHOKE, PUKE}}}

[A-1 (imported)]

filters can be bought that filter this (pornography) out.

Net nanny and cyber patrol are available via the net, I think.

Anyway, it is the result of sexual repression. I sexuality were not repressed so much people would not be so preoccupied with it.

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