george2u2 (imported) wrote: Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:30 am I don't know if porn is safer, but I can tell you that it's less addictive.
After all, religion is the addiction that you couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't give up. Every congregation is a group of enablers.
Did I tell you about the time the widow chased the preacher around and around the pulpit and finally caught him by the organ?
...I do not know the above for a FACT but it sure makes a damn good story...
The following statements are true. Names are being withheld to protect reputations.
...I got my first kiss in the back pew of a Baptist Church from a little blonde girl...
...I got my first look at female pudenda on a little Catholic girl in a closet...
MORAL:
Catholic girls in a closet are preferable to Baptist girls in a rear pew.