How can you resist?

JesusA (imported)
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How can you resist?

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The makers of Neuticles™ artificial plastic testicles now offer a line of jewelry and other merchandise with a testicle theme. Who wouldn’t want a pair of limited edition handcrafted Neuticle earrings (1000 individually numbered pairs) at only $109. Necklaces start at $39, depending on the size of the Neuticle and whether there are one or two on display. Key rings are also only $39. Display a testicle whenever you pull out your keys? They even sell gift packs of assorted merchandise for that special occasion.

http://neuticles.com/merchmart.php
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JesusA (imported) wrote: Tue May 01, 2012 7:23 am The makers of Neuticles™ artificial plastic testicles now offer a line of jewelry and other merchandise with a testicle theme. Who wouldn’t want a pair of limited edition handcrafted Neuticle earrings (1000 individually numbered pairs) at only $109. Necklaces start at $39, depending on the size of the Neuticle and whether there are one or two on display. Key rings are also only $39. Display a testicle whenever you pull out your keys? They even sell gift packs of assorted merchandise for that special occasion.

http://neuticles.com/merchmart.php
I can do without those
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Probably won't sell big among guys, but I know some gals who might be interested.

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I paid good money to be rid of those damned things.

Why would I want something like them hanging around?
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I can see these as big sellers, everyone will want one or two.

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I would like two to hang from my rear view mirror. Who the hell needs dice?
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Tugon you truly are special i love the way you think lmao !!!!!
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tugon (imported) wrote: Tue May 01, 2012 5:07 pm I would like two to hang from my rear view mirror. Who the hell needs dice?

I agree, thanks for the vision and the laugh,

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Be careful if you buy them, several states have already banned Truck-Nuts as obscene.
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Dave (imported) wrote: Tue May 01, 2012 8:23 pm Be careful if you buy them, several states have already banned Truck-Nuts as obscene.

Aw, No. what if your truck doesn't want to be castrated?
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