There has not been any good stories of
animals being Gelded. I was sure someone would have nutted Cimmaron,
or at least the more famous racehorses... Imagine getting a meat biscuit from seabiscuit...
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Re: Horsies
... and they're off ...
They all made the first turn so fast, their balls flew into the stands!
And those jockeys were so cocky thinking that by placing the elastrator bands on their mounts (on one of the parts that does the mounting) that their ride would be wildly fast because of the constriction of pending castration.
But they only got loose.
As loose as that rich bitch daughter of the owner of No. 9.
But she only gets fucked by horses. She sucks them too. If you had a horse cock up your you-know-what (twat, that is), then maybe you would be loose too. If you forgot your twat, or never had one, then maybe you'd be asshole enough to have a loose you-know-what of your own (asshole, that is, asshole).
Don't mean to be rude, just have to call 'um as she sees 'um.
Centifigal force is phenomenal. Those banded horse balls just rocketed straight into the owners' boxes. The owners' boxes wives' boxes got wet as those male horse parts came at them. Being rich bitch tight asses, the hadn't cum themselves in years (they always had the maid do it for them).
The had good cooks too.
And they seize opportunity. That's how they got rich to begin with.
And that's how they got that rich equine protein on the platter by the time the odds were posted for the next race.
It was 2 to 1 that all would lose 2 again on Turn 1.
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(CB's contribution to the fantasy).
She contributes a smile and a kiss to everyone today too.
They all made the first turn so fast, their balls flew into the stands!
And those jockeys were so cocky thinking that by placing the elastrator bands on their mounts (on one of the parts that does the mounting) that their ride would be wildly fast because of the constriction of pending castration.
But they only got loose.
As loose as that rich bitch daughter of the owner of No. 9.
But she only gets fucked by horses. She sucks them too. If you had a horse cock up your you-know-what (twat, that is), then maybe you would be loose too. If you forgot your twat, or never had one, then maybe you'd be asshole enough to have a loose you-know-what of your own (asshole, that is, asshole).
Don't mean to be rude, just have to call 'um as she sees 'um.
Centifigal force is phenomenal. Those banded horse balls just rocketed straight into the owners' boxes. The owners' boxes wives' boxes got wet as those male horse parts came at them. Being rich bitch tight asses, the hadn't cum themselves in years (they always had the maid do it for them).
The had good cooks too.
And they seize opportunity. That's how they got rich to begin with.
And that's how they got that rich equine protein on the platter by the time the odds were posted for the next race.
It was 2 to 1 that all would lose 2 again on Turn 1.
****
(CB's contribution to the fantasy).
She contributes a smile and a kiss to everyone today too.
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Re: Horsies
Eh, Xknockers,
Nice to see you again. My friends help me make jokes (like you, and others, who tell me I am silly, so my silliness-confidence rises, and from my BF du jour, Mr. Labatts 0.5)
Ha.
Sorry I called you Xknockers. I should not have called you Xknockers. And I will never again mention Xknockers.
I strain all of my friends after a while. I hope I don't offend, because I do not mean to be mean ever agean.
Because I cry easily.
I don't know if I ever mentioned that on EA here, but yes, I do cry so damn easily. Especially when I need a BF to buy something for me. Or if I want the BF to go away so I can by CB some time with her GF's for awhile.
Please make fun of my name, so you can get even for my jokes, and so I can cry again.
I love you! I love everyone here!
Guess what that emotion makes me do?
from your good friend in tears of happiness, CB
Nice to see you again. My friends help me make jokes (like you, and others, who tell me I am silly, so my silliness-confidence rises, and from my BF du jour, Mr. Labatts 0.5)
Ha.
Sorry I called you Xknockers. I should not have called you Xknockers. And I will never again mention Xknockers.
I strain all of my friends after a while. I hope I don't offend, because I do not mean to be mean ever agean.
Because I cry easily.
I don't know if I ever mentioned that on EA here, but yes, I do cry so damn easily. Especially when I need a BF to buy something for me. Or if I want the BF to go away so I can by CB some time with her GF's for awhile.
Please make fun of my name, so you can get even for my jokes, and so I can cry again.
I love you! I love everyone here!
Guess what that emotion makes me do?
from your good friend in tears of happiness, CB
