Hi everybody! New to Eunuch Archive and in need of advice.

[NZAndy1990 (imported)]

Goddamnit, co-mingling this board with my game has me imagining pauldrons crafted out of monster nuts now. I wish my character still had skinning.

I can see it now - "Dragon-sack Spaulders"

[loveableleopardy (imported)]

Eight legged balls, with wings!

[Cainanite (imported)]

Goddamnit, co-mingling this board with my game has me imagining pauldrons crafted out of monster nuts now. I wish my character still had skinning.

I can see it now - "Dragon-sack Spaulders"

I just edited a story something like that, where an amazon warrior defeats a dragon in a very similar way. It is called Amazon - The King's Dragon and I (https://eunuchworld.co/s3258)

What you propose would be a very unique item.

I needed a good laugh tonight. Thank-you!

[NZAndy1990 (imported)]

It's probably a bad sign for my already depraved sexual appetites that the thought of luxuriously soft dragon scrotum on my skin is a massive fucking turnon right now.

[loveableleopardy (imported)]

Half way up a skyscraper? Leave it to me to choose the one skyscraper without an elevator. I'd be half-way up and need to take a nap. I am pretty far from physically fit. Half-way up and I'd need to call the fire department with their ladder truck myself. Though I admit, I'd be an awesome sight in that blue and orange leotard.

Lazyman, Lazyman,

Does whatever a lazy guy can

Spins a tale, any size,

Catches twinkies just like flies

Look Out!

Here comes the Lazyman.

Is he hungry?

Listen bud,

He's got low blood sugar in his blood.

Can he swing from a thread?

Don't bother looking overhead.

Not at all.

There sits the Lazyman.

In the chill of night

At a drive-though near you

Like a streak of molasses

He arrives eventually.

Lazyman, Lazyman

Friendly neighborhood Lazyman

Wealth and fame

He's ingnored

Sitting still is his reward.

To him, life is a great big buffet

Whenever there is nothing to say,

You'll find the Lazy man!!!

"Need to take a nap." They should have a power nap zone on skyscrapers like they do for drivers!

Did you just come up with this poem? I like. Quite a contradiction though (or is it meant to be?). Don't you spend hours upon hours editing the stories on the fiction archive?

I like the "spins a tale" and "can he swing from a thread?," writing lingo.

Is it meant to be "at a drive-through near you"?

What are molasses? I think Radiohead used this term once; that's the only other time I can recall hearing it!

Now that I've enjoyed my dose of EA meds, it's time for me to go to bed!

[Cainanite (imported)]

Did you just come up with this poem? I like. Quite a contradiction though (or is it meant to be?). Don't you spend hours upon hours editing the stories on the fiction archive?

I stole the lyrics from the Spiderman theme song and altered them for my purposes.

Editing requires me to sit in one place, drinking coffee, and being very quiet. Just my speed.

Is it meant to be "at a drive-through near you"?

Yes. I have fixed it. I was typing fast, and I missed that pesky R.

What are molasses? I think Radiohead used this term once; that's the only other time I can recall hearing it!

It is a Black syrupy liquid, that is notorious for being very slow to pour. It is used in a lot of baking recipes. You can find in the baking ingredient isle of your local supermarket.

Also, you can look up the phrase, "As slow as molasses in January." It is a phrase that describes me quite nicely.

Have a good night. I think I'm off to bed myself.

[punkypink (imported)]

My bad. The story is titled: A Warning to Others. Author name: TheOtherSide.

[janekane (imported)]

Pardon me, please.

Molasses is (the word is singular, not plural?) a name for the viscous liquid that is left after the crystallized sucrose has been removed from sugar cane during the processing of sugar cane into crystallized sucrose (granulated sugar, for example?) and into what else constitutes sugar cane. Molasses has significant nutritional value.

Because of its viscosity, which is quite temperature-sensitive, cold molasses flows very slowly. There is a saying on this side of the pond, "Slower than molasses in January." But I prefer, "Slower than molasses in July in Antarctica."

Regional idioms can be meaningless outside their region of usefulness.

For cooking purposes, I keep on hand a bottle of unsulphured molasses.

One of the most common uses of molasses may be in the making of gingerbread.

[NZAndy1990 (imported)]

Gingerbread? As in gingerbread men? Can they have jellybean balls that I can chomp off, and sad little expressions for me to exult in?

Evidently I feel very comfortable here!

[janekane (imported)]

Hey guys!

I'm a 21 year old bisexual male who enjoys thinking about castration, either of myself or of another male, as a sexual fantasy. My problem is, I'm very comfortable being an intact male, but when I come on sites like this and read stories about men who have lost their genitals through accidents, I get very very upset. I feel like I've dealt with a lot of my feelings about fetishizing castration, and I understand why I like thinking about it, and the social and emotional connotations that it carries for me that make it such a turnon, and I feel that I should be able to acknowledge and fantasise about that, but at the same time, when I read about how some men lose their genitals and then lose all hope for life, I sort of put myself in their position and it absolutely fills me with terror.

I also get upset sometimes when I read about guys who have gotten castrated to reduce sex drive. I think it's just because I have a very high sex drive, and somewhere in my mind I'm thinking "Oh god, I'm a real horndog, just like these guys used to be, maybe my life is as bad as theirs was, maybe I need to be fixed." I don't have these thoughts outside of this site, and I'm normally perfectly happy with and proud of my sex drive, but when I'm here and read testimonials they all start. I guess I just am very empathetic and keep trying to put myself in the shoes of the people on here.

I don't know exactly what I'm hoping people will tell me on here, but I think just typing about my feelings and discussing them with people will help. I have a real life friend who I can talk to about this, and she's great and tells me not to worry, but I think having my fears calmed by people who are either just like me, or conversely who are different to me and feel they were born eunuchs, or have had castration for other legitimate reasons, or stories of people who deal with unintended castration and come out the other side fine, might help me sooth this big churning mess of feelings.

Perhaps I can write a useful response. I happen to be among the folks who studied (especially human) biology in depth and detail as a core aspect of my professional education. I observe that biological diversity is the essence of species survival during significant environmental change. Therefore, rather than endorsing supposed normalcy as being nearly identical to others who are much the same, I find that what is normal is the entire range and extent of the diversity which actually exists, and, in the ultimate sense, everything in the universe, when understood in sufficiently accurate detail, is actually perfectly unique. Hence, your view and your life experiences are neither more nor less "normal" than are those of anyone else.

At the same time, I find it blatantly apparent that some happenings are inherently damaging, and that such experiences are wisely to be avoided when avoiding them is achievable. For myself, I happened to arrive in this world with a strong variety of transgenderism; those violent beliefs and behaviors which society typically assigns to the role of boys and men I have consistently experienced as abhorent.

It has never seemed to me that I was supposed to be a conventional member of the masculine subset of "Western Social Tradition." Yet it has also seemed to me that my life is supposed to include experiences in which other people attempt to teach me to be someone other than who I really am.

When I was in my mid-forties, my understanding of biology and particularly of family cancer risk factors led me to the diligently studied view that I would likely be dead from cancer at a relatively young age (as had happened to some close family members) unless I took very intense steps directed toward reducing my cancer risk. My dad and brother died from such cancer when much younger than I now am. I have been found to have the same genetic condition, familial adenomatous polyposis, which led to my dad's and brother's deaths in direct consequence of cancer.

Absent evidence of cancer risk, I would not have sought the cancer-preventive surgeries that I received; for someone who does not have the genetic condition of familial adenomatous polyposis, the combination surgeries I obtained might be quite improper.

I find it no less appropriate for some people to find male to eunuch very strongly life-enhancing and for others to properly deem such to be a form of atrocity for themselves.

I have come to the hunch that a life well lived is a life which is true to the individual person, and not so much a life that is lived in conflict-riddled conformity to social norms which deny a particular person's actual, individual life needs and experiences.

I welcome you here.