COUNTDOWN!!! : Top 10 Reasons Why the World Will End in 2012...

[A-1 (imported)]

Mac and Bob/3 support...

OBAMA?

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...yep! that ought to do it...

that AND moi NOT wanting to be noticed

Sorry moi, break's over.

..we still luv ya, though...

[A-1 (imported)]

Is not the end of the world, as known to a caterpillar, akin to the birth of the world, awaiting discovery by a butterfly?

What is with these butterflies, anyway? Are the entomologists (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entomology) on strike? Or did they just run out of those wood cases with glass tops?

[Paolo]

I like #8.

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I like #8.

Re:

2. Rick Perry and Sarah Palin will be caught in flagrante delicto but individually, alone and NOT with each other.

Like David Carradine they will REMAIN in the closet, however, unlike David Carradine, the incident WILL NOT be fatal except politically...

Your Card... (http://dailycontributor.com/wp-content/ ... -death.jpg)



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How about...

Obama proposes TAX CUNTS...

...then becomes a Tea Partier?

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Barakie, Barakie, Barakie...

...when you gonna pay th' 'effin' bills?

[bobover3 (imported)]

The world is already over. It ended on August 27th, when a Brooklyn tailor named Isidore Feldman sneezed. That was the last recorded act of human history. Now we are in heaven or hell. You be the judge.

Latest news bulletins:

Joe Biden was a Mexican wrestler before joining the US Senate. He still wears his costume late at night.

President Obama is a Tea Party mole, placed in office to justify their take-over.

Lady Gaga is God's representative on earth.

Only people who do the Twist go to heaven.

The Pope is coming out with a line of cosmetics for men.

All pocket lint will be brought under the regulation of the FDA. It will immediately be found to cause cancer, but the FDA will say the evidence is inconclusive.

Banks will start charging depositors interest for taking care of their money.

A new organization called Liberals for Taxes will "raise eyebrows" when instead of calling for higher taxes on the rich, its members will voluntary pay extra taxes themselves to support the needy.

"Th-th-that's all, folks!" ~ Porky Pig

[A-1 (imported)]

The world is already over. It ended on August 27th, when a Brooklyn tailor named Isidore Feldman sneezed. That was the last recorded act of human history. Now we are in heaven or hell. You be the judge.

Latest news bulletins: (Abbreviated)

President Obama is a Tea Party mole, placed in office to justify their take-over.

Next Obama is made honorary President of the John Birch Society and they all go and burn a cross in front of the Texas Governor's Mansion...

See? You are learning, Bob/3!

...feels good, doesn't it?

[Paolo]

Don't laugh at the pocket lint idea.

Milk is already on the haz-mat list.