9. Paolo will go to Alaska during Spring break to cool off.
8. The E.A. Story Archive will be just half finished but people will finally stop griping about it.
7. River will go to Florida during Spring Break to warm up.
6. Jesus will join a NUDIST colony and be too busy to go to the 2012 MOM.
5. A-1 won't make a post ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS for 6 months.
4. The world will FINALLY realize that Mitt Romney only has one wife.
3. The Tea Party will fall apart and Al Gore will start bitching about the Debt Ceiling.
2. Rick Perry and Sarah Palin will be caught in flagrante delicto but individually, alone and NOT with each other.
BUT THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012 is...
OBAMA GETS RE-ELECTED!
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