The Patriot Act, TIPS, and more .....

[A-1 (imported)]

We used to have this cute little blonde chick in her 30's who delivered our mail.

I must have scared her off to another route, come to think of it. It's too bad too because she was pretty hot. It used to make Vi jealous.

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[haltlos (imported)]

Do you know what?

I'm a mailman...

Didn't get to see to much yet, anyway.

Just lots and lots of normal boring people.

You wouldn't believe how many of those are around out there.

Or with Douglas Adams: People are a problem.

gus

[slave_jim (imported)]

Well it would be fairly difficult for the mailman to peek in my windows. Besides the only thing I have to sort of hide is my interests in Bodymods and BDSM.

Not to veer too far off the subject, but this is a great chance to mention the beauty of basement, giant garage, loft, or dungeon dwellings. Right?

Personally, I don't like looking through people's windows but sometimes one doesn't have a choice. Like riding up the "elevator of death" at the Fairmont in San Francisco -- it's amazing what people do across the street and with no window coverings.

- Jim

[A-1 (imported)]

...at my age I knowif there have been any window peepers around/ If they have been around there is usually a trail of vomit.

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[A-1 (imported)]

...you said a few posts back:

Now they have it, and if you believe it will be only for a short time then I have some beach front property in Arizona I can sell you too.

HEY! Good buddy. That "beachfront property" wouldn't happen to be around Lake Havasu would it? If so I am interested and I will make you a good deal.

But you see, it really would be nice if you would "donate" it to my charity agency. I run a halfway house for all the "girls gone bad" in that area.

I have a free service for provide string bikinis and "Daisy Dukes" for the poor things when they get out on the lake in speed boats and house boats and lose their clothes in strip poker games and wild drunken parties and such. All the girls have to do is sign a release so that I might post a few pictures of them in various poses on some internet sites...before they get their bikinis and cut offs back.

It really is a good cause.

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[Pueros]

Pardon my intrusion but, as an observer from outside, having read the items in 'What Makes America Great' elsewhere, I would like to know how the policies, elaborated in this thread, do?

I somehow think they don't. They also reveal hypocrisy in certain quarters and demean your great nation.

PUEROS

[A-1 (imported)]

Please tell us more about your feelings, but so far I am confused.

Are you talking the things in the other thread or this one?

Or both? Could you please be more specific?



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[slave_jim (imported)]

HEY! Good buddy. That "beachfront property" wouldn't happen to be around Lake Havasu would it? If so I am interested and I will make you a good deal.

There are no beachfront properties available in Lake Havasu.

In fact, there are only a few properties left, none by the water. "Anybody" doesn't know anything about Arizona; this is most common.

So: the bikini service would have to be run out of Needles, California. That is the PERFECT city. A Satellite service can be located in Vidal Junction.

The state of California could really use something like that... Good luck!

- Jim

[A-1 (imported)]

There are no beachfront properties available in Lake Havasu.

Well, you never know. The damned government has opened up everything else to private ownership.

Hmmm...

Hey, anyb0dy !

Y'all wouldn't want to buy part interest in a dam around Arizona and Nevada built during the depression, would ya?

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[slave_jim (imported)]

Well, you never know. The damned government has opened up everything else to private ownership.

Yep, the next thing to go will be the mountain preserves!

- Jim