"'None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your
teeth."'
"'Tampax! Get cha Tampax here!"'
"'Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race."'
"'Sex with your sister!? Man, that's sick."'
"'My GOD, this is a splendid Merlot!"'
"'Hey, you with the large breasts -- out of the way! We're
trying to watch a race here!"'
"'Chesterton, be a good lad and retrieve the Wall Street
Journal from my attaché case, then fetch me some clotted
cream for my scone."'
"'What a coincidence, Hank -- all my friends are boycotting
Hooters, too!"'
"'These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel
Richie concert!"'
"'Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand
you're looking for a new corporate sponsor..."'
"'Whew! No more beer for me, fellas..."'
"'Filling in for Dale 'the intimidator' Earnhardt today is
substitute driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance' Flatley."'
"'...and now, singing our national anthem -- international
recording artist Boy George!"'
