Peeing and other fun things to do

[Paolo]

"I" have a fully functional outhouse in my far back yard.

[Classy Bitch (imported)]

To all:

I'm too bashful to bash, so I'll just watch (and wash my hands) about peeing.

Humans with cracks crack me up the most. Don't take my wise-crack as a bash Allison; I love your humor and don't care if you ever pointed or not.

I did point once or twice, but now it is nice not to, or at least ...

...and I said I was going to stay out of this!

But even though I don't care who started their lives with cracks or without, I believe Allison for sure. From one CB to another (again, meant as a compliment, because I don't want to be bashed because I cry so easily and then my keyboard sticks).

Some guys' keyboards probably stick for other reasons.

So long to all (or so short as the case may be),

- CB





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[RavenWings (imported)]

Unless I have to, I really do not like sitting in any men's public toilet. There are times I wish we could find out who makes the messes in there, rip out the toilet, and place in their homes for them to either clean or live with. Then again, there is not guarentee that their own bathrooms aren't just as bad.

[slavescott (imported)]

OUTHOUSE!

Thank you Riverwind!

Nobody should say you couldn't still learn something valuable here.

Outhouse was the word! I should have remembered...

In the last company I worked for, almost anyone in the German office used to say outhouse when s/he meant outsourcing, mistaking it for the opposite of in-house ("Oh no, we don't have the in-house capacity for database monitoring, this is being done outhouse..."). And all the Americans we dealt with except one were too polite to tell us what it really means.

The one who finally let us know found it very amusing, and I know that some of my former colleagues are still convinced that this is the correct word, so I hope it keeps circulating.

Oops, I just saw that www.outhouse.ch seems to be involved in insurance business, while www.outhouse.de is trying to sell news and web services. Well, best luck!

[Mac (imported)]

Outhouse

[Riverwind (imported)]

Thanks Mac,

That is known as a one holer, a two holer would be about twice as wide.

Never go into a two story outhouse unless your on the top floor.

Oh and allison what ever, this is a castration site, so just what is your interest in castration, If which I doubt you are in fact female why are you here, so far all you have talked about is peeing. ???????????????

[Paolo]

My fondest outhouse memory is of Great-Granny stepping in and just getting ready to attend to her business when I heard, from across the yard, a blood curdling scream.

The half-moon carved door flew open, and out she came at top speed with her pantaloons up and flying, her 'business' trailing out behind her ...

And out the door, as it swung back open. slithered a very smug looking King snake. I swear he was smiling.

[Mac (imported)]

Never go into a two story outhouse unless your on the top floor. O

ne like this?

[Riverwind (imported)]

Mac you have done it again that is exactly the one I had in mind.

Thank you for pic hope everyone likes it.

[luvpain (imported)]

That is a really unique concept. However, I would change the signs (Women on the top one; Men on the bottom one).

On the other hand, with men on the top, women would have easy access to the cock and balls.

Hmm I like it the other way around, and would enjoy watching you try and grab my cock and balls from underneath. I would bet that you would have problems reaching them from the bottom, even if you could manage to reach up the hole, what makes you think I would be sitting? :tongueout I always stand to pee in an outhouse.