Rapture

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Turns out, the Rapture was supposed to start at 6PM local time, wherever you were. So far, much of the world has missed out on Rapture. It's now 5:40 PM EDT, so if it doesn't start in 20 minutes on the East Coast, I guess they're good. We on the West Coast will have another 3 hours after that to sweat it out. The poor people in Hawaii will have a couple more hours after that.

Shit! I'm beginning to think I'm not getting off work early today.
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OMG its 4:50pm Central, and the walls are shaking, oh wait that's the dog scratching himself and he is leaning up on the wall. I just saw my life flash before my eyes, guess I will go back into another battle ground on WOW.

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If the world is still here and I have to get up and cook breakfast for 50 tomorrow morning, can I sue someone? Seems someone promised there wouldn't be a world to get up to. Sort of a breach of promise sort of thing.

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It is a noted fact that animals feel the earth quakes before they happen, they get nervous, on edge, and all three of mind are happily asleep. Maybe the Rapture is only going to take place in NZ. I think the earth quake was a bit early though. ;)

Damn I hate it when a good well thought out plan fails, makes me want to say something like God Dammit. 😠

OK folks, its a quarter to six, or 15 minutes to 6, MOI if a quarter of a dollar is 25 cents why is a quarter of an hour only 15? 🙄

anyway I lost my trend of thought with the world coming to and end and everything, I had to make sure the water bowls were full of fresh water, no guess when they will get full again and the food bowls are over flowing, gotta take care of the pets first. Fish, well they are on there own I guess, lets see, water bottle, change of under ware, good walking shoes, yep, I hope its not to long of a trip, I only packed one water bottle.

If this doesn't work do I still need to pay my rent?

I guess I will see you at the AFTER the Rapture Party, I understand there will be one in every community around the world.

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You sure that they didn't mean...

R-U-P-T-U-R-E???
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If its pacific time, I still have an hour and 15 minutes to go, the pets are still asleep. I am ready for a nap myself but the last thing I want to do is sleep through it. It might happen and I might be one of those called, (not bloody likely) and if I slept through it would GOD wake me up?

🆘

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Oh my God!!! It's happening (http://gizmodo.com/5804259/the-best-rap ... /gallery/1)!!!!

(Good idea though... some funny pics there.)
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😄 The pets are still asleep, the earth did not shake, the sky is still blue, I still need to fix dinner, (damn) OH WAIT, maybe that was standard time and we still have 45 minutes to go, :D I can hold off dinner another hour.

Wait, do they use DLST in NZ?

I loved those pictures, the best was the one with the book, 😄.

We have had entirely to much fun over this, I think its time to P A R T Y.

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It is now 6:11 P.M. Pacific Daylight Saving time. Nothing has happened.

I watched a news report on the rapture about half an hour ago. I burst out laughing. The whole thing is just so ridiculous. How could anyone be so stupid? Does anyone know what percentage of the general populace believed?
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BossTamsin (imported) wrote: Sun May 22, 2011 4:17 pm Oh my God!!! It's happening (http://gizmodo.com/5804259/the-best-rap ... /gallery/1)!!!!

(Good idea though... some funny pics there.)

OH SHIT!!!

They ALL went to heaven

NAKED!!!

🙄

Just like in my Avatar...
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