Duluth 'ball slasher' arrested again...

[Losethem (imported)]

What are they putting in the water over there in Minnesota? The guy was slashing balls once, but now he's been caught again? He was caught slashing balls in 2005 and 2009.

This might make some people around here excited, until they realize what kind of balls he's been slashing.

--LT

Duluth 'ball slasher' arrested again (http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/event/ ... id/198614/)

The Duluth man known for having a sexual fetish of slashing exercise balls with a knife allegedly attempted to strike again on Sunday.

This time, Christopher Neil Bjerkness, 33, was arrested at Chester Creek Academy, a Duluth school at 714 W. College St., according to Jim Hanson, Duluth police information officer. The school is for children in treatment through Northwood Children’s Services.

Bjerkness reportedly gained entry through a window about 1:30 p.m. Sunday into a room used for physical and occupational therapy. As he entered, an alarm was triggered and staff located him in the room shortly thereafter. Bjerkness was compliant and waited with staff members until police arrived, according to Richard Wolleat, president and CEO of Northwood Children’s Services.

Inflatable exercise balls were in the room but none were damaged, Hanson said. There was no other damage except to the lock and window used by Bjerkness.

He had no connection to the school and had not been there before, Wolleat said.

In 2009, Bjerkness was convicted of third-degree burglary after he admitted breaking into the SMDC-Duluth Clinic West building and slashing balls there.

He was also convicted of first-degree criminal damage to property in 2005 after getting into the Sports and Health Center at the University of Minnesota Duluth on several occasions and damaging exercise balls. He also admitted at the time to slicing into exercise balls at the SMDC Center for Personal Fitness, the Polinsky Medical Rehabilitation Center and St. Luke’s hospital, according to criminal complaints.

Bjerkness is being held pending charges at the St. Louis County Jail.

[KimiRhoze (imported)]

One too many dodgeballs to the face as a child I guess.

[Batman (imported)]

Better exercise balls than molesting children...

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Once again, Duluth is confirmed as one of my favorite cities. --FLO--

[SplitDik (imported)]

I'm all for personal freedom and letting people have their kinks, but this guy probably is dangerous -- breaking into schools with a knife crosses several lines.

I'd also wonder if his fetish for slashing exercise balls might be related to pregnant women or something, and maybe he would be one of those people who randomly slashes pregnant ladies.

The funny thing is that the article never really explains the sexual part. I'm guessing that he slashes them and then sticks his cock in before it deflates?

Also, he somehow gets excitement from the breaking in part of it because otherwise why wouldn't he just buy some exercise balls to molest in his own home?

At some point a person's behavior is sufficiently weird that you can't really trust them to be free in society ... hopefully he realizes that himself and permits himself to be put into some medical treatment program.

[CambridgePaul (imported)]

At a guess it's probably a medical treatment program that got him like that, poor guy.

[A-1 (imported)]

Could it be that this guy is just trying to '...have a ball'?