Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:14 am You know, I don't need to plug the drain, its already plugged, and as for rot, that's already happening, plus the leaks around all the windows, the black mole growing in the closet, I don't need to do anything, its already done and I did not do any of it, that's the best part.
The place I live nothing happens that everybody in the park does not know about it within an hour. Last night a neighbor came over to tell me that Mary was so upset about me hanging up on her and wanted the full story. So I figured I would tell her.I suggested just that, that it might take me a week or more to get out and that I was never going to pay her a dime more. I know this got back to Mary in about 30 minutes.
Next is to go after my security deposit which is in a joint account that requires both our signatures to get the money.
OH Happy Days in SUN SHINE Trailer park.
The only ones really upset by this move are my pets, Rupert and Nellie know something bad is happening, things keep leaving the house, like yesterday Rupert's cat tree went, today I am going to take the kids over to the new place.
I suggested just that, that it might take me a week or more to get out and that I was never going to pay her a dime more. I know this got back to Mary in about 30 minutes. 
River
OHHHHHH! I REALLY wish I lived somewhere close by... the FUN I could have with your landlady on this "April Fool's Day"....
What you need.... is a "confederate," not an old soldier of the south you know, but someone willing to pose as one thing that they in fact are not.... For example, your landlady would probably just LOVE to see someone who is filthy rich, and wants to rent your place, and is ready to pay twice what you are paying for it.... VOILA! IF I were close by, I would just LOVE to show up in a rented sports car, pretending to be a retired "dot com millionaire" who simply adores the place and needs a quiet hide out.... "I would be willing to pay very handsomely for you discretion madam." Or some such other bullshit story...
River, do you know any good actors who live nearby? Maybe you could call up the local "community theatre" or some where. Get someone who can pull off the charade, drop by the bitchy landlady's place, act like they are some sort of filthy rich person who simply has to rent that place... get to old bitch to thinking that she has a new "cash cow" renter already to move in IN TWO WEEKS.... So she will all but get off your back, and be counting all the new money she (thinks) she will be taking in.
By the way, I LOVE to watch "Punk'd" and other such TV programs where people are fooled in one way or another. Use you head a bit and I am sure you can somehow mess with the greedy bitch's mind, get her to thinking her ship has come in and she has no worries with you because some ultra-rich guy is ready to pre-pay for one year so he can have a place to hide out from his wife or something.