Deborah, Esther or Ruth

[Riverwind (imported)]

Be Nice,

River

[A-1 (imported)]

Be Nice,

River

Well, there were these three hooker, walking the street in their skimpy clothes, as hookers are known to do. A cop comes up to them and says, you girls cannot walk the streets advertising like that.

One of the hookers says to the cop, "...look that those Jesus freaks over there carrying their signs about the end is near and advertising the address of their church. They can't advertise like that, either."

The cop replies, "Oh yes they can. That's freedom of religion and freedom of speech. It is their constitutional rights. Now, go home before I arrest you."

The next day the cop sees the same three hookers walking the same street again again and they are naked and in sandals except for being wrapped up in small bed sheets that left strategic areas of skin uncovered and they were carrying a sign that said...

Three Angels

Searching for PETER...

[A-1 (imported)]

Now A-1, how do you know I didn't leave those sandy handprints?

...because the hand prints were fingers down and if it were anything about you they would have had to been fingers up.

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Now, run along and cry, now, run along.... run along...

[moi621 (imported)]

Ruth, definitely.

You want judgmental, take Deborah.

You want a princess for a daughter, take Esther.

For a real blast, ask for Jezebel. (Leave before the splat).

Moi

[A-1 (imported)]

...is taking a bath with Bathsheba allowed?