DIY Hill Billy Castration

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Free to be ME (imported)
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DIY Hill Billy Castration

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After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided

that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me..'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb an d put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Virginia, Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia and Washington DC.
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Free to be ME (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:46 pm This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Virginia, Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia and Washington DC.

What? It doesn't work in North and South Carolina? ;)
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Re: DIY Hill Billy Castration

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Hehehe..Thanks dragonfly
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Re: DIY Hill Billy Castration

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Free to be ME (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:46 pm This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Virginia, Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia and Washington DC.

Surely it must be an oversight that you didn't list Texas and Oklahoma.

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