Its JOKE time!!

[happousai (imported)]

>

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed

> in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young

> muscular arms. He leaned in close blowing her golden

> hair with his warm breath as he whispered,............

>

> I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?

*laughs out loud*

Well, at least he can still use his tongue and his fingers.

[A-1 (imported)]

...and a little HRT and he will be almost as good as new!

A-1

Of course there will be that pesky tanning bed problem, then...

[Lone Panther (imported)]

Thanks Robby and A-1 and Dave and Happousai for all da jokes:)

[Lone Panther (imported)]

Lucas gets "it" in the front.

Paul gets "it" in the rear.

Everyone on Sesame Street has either used or abused "it".

Girls get "it" but boys don't.

And Mrs. O'malley gets "it" twice in the same spot.........

What is it?

[Lone Panther (imported)]

Whats greater than the gods?...............more evil than the devil?.........rich people want it...........poor people have it................and if you eat it you will die?

[Lone Panther (imported)]

A man leaves home and goes out into a field.

After a little ways he turns left and then continues into the field.

A little ways further he again turns left and then continues.

Once more he turns left and then returns home.

When he gets home he is met by a man wearing a mask!

...................Who is the man in the mask??.............................. :redbounce

[Lone Panther (imported)]

Okay so there's this boat sitting in the water at a nearby dock. And on the side of this boat is a ladder that is twenty feet long. The ladder stretches all the way down to the bottom of the boat. The ladder has twenty-one rungs on it..............so one rung per foot. The water level is currently sitting on the eight'th rung up.

Okay now during the night the water level rises 4.98 feet.

During the following day it again rises but only 2.004 feet.

The next night the water drops a quarter of an inch.

In the morning again the water rises but this time a whole meter.

That night the water drops a half-yard and one centimeter.

At this point in time what rung on the ladder would the water level be on?

"hint" It is resting exactly on one of the rungs.

The longer you take to figure this one out means the higher the chance that you will get it wrong:tongueout

[BossTamsin (imported)]

Oh, c'mon.... somebody post some HARD ones!

[A-1 (imported)]

I am just going to do this once, and if you do not agree with my answers then you may change the question to fit my answers, ...so there!

Lucas gets "it" in the front.

Paul gets "it" in the rear.

Everyone on Sesame Street has either used or abused "it".

Girls get "it" but boys don't.

And Mrs. O'malley gets "it" twice

in the same spot.........

What is it?

A PERIOD

Whats greater than the gods?...............more evil than the devil?....

.....rich people want it...........poor pe

ople have it................and if you eat it you will die?

PRIDE

Okay so there's this boat sitting in the water at a nearby dock. And on the side of this boat is a ladder that is twenty feet long. The ladder stretches all the way down to the bottom of the boat. The ladder has twenty-one rungs on it..............so one rung per foot. The water level is currently sitting on the eight'th rung up.

Okay now during the night the water level rises 4.98 feet.

During the following day it again rises but only 2.004 feet.

The next night the water drops a quarter of an inch.

In the morning again the water rises but this time a whole meter.

That night the water drops a half-yard and one centimeter.

At this point in time what rung on the ladder would the water level be on?

"hint" It is resting exactly

on one of the rungs.

The longer you take to figure this one out means the higher the chance that you will get it wrong

Shit! it's the same rung that it started on (8th)provided that the &*$$%#()@) boat hasn't sank or that they haven't loaded it with a hundred thousand tons of cocaine

yet to keep the druggies on the West Coast stoned for the next week or so and thus making it ride lower in the water!

A man leaves home and goes out into a field.

After a little ways he turns left and then continues into the field.

A little ways further he again turns left and then continues.

Once more he turns left and then returns home.

When he get

s home he is met by a man wearing a mask!

...................Who is the man in the mask??..............................

MULTIPLE CHOICE ANSWERS (take your choice)

a. a burgler

b. a doctor who is committing him to an Alzheimer's ward for aimlessly wandering.

c. Jim Carrey

d. the same one he left three turns back

e. The Lone Fuckin' Ranger (NO, NOT CHUCK NORRIS!, the other one!)

f. the frickin' tooth fairy! (Hey, fella! Keep yer damned wand to yourself!)

The last I.Q. test that I took I failed miserably...

The company that I work for hires the handicapped, (me), because we are so fun to watch....

:tongueout A-1 :tongueout

[A-1 (imported)]

A Eunuch found a magic lamp and, naturally, he rubbed it. A genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want."

The Eunuch thought and thought, and finally gave his answer.

"I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want."

"As you wish," replied the genie. So the genie turned him into a toilet seat.

MORAL>>>Be careful what you wish for>>>>>

A-1