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[Dave (imported)]

Did you know that Friday the 13th came on Saturday this month?

Just thought I'd share that thought with y'all.

Dave

[Andrew (imported)]

Did you know that Friday the 13th came on Saturday this month?

Just thought I'd share that thought with y'all.

Dave

Too much spare time on our hands we have?



Saturday July 20th will mark the anniversary of the Viking Lander One on Mars, 20 July 1976. I was there at JPL when it happened.

[Dave (imported)]

I plan to be on Wednesday when Friday the 13th occurs in September and December...

Either that or holding the "secure card" that we now use to get into work (just because I feel so secure at work while holoding it.

Remember - on Friday the 13th you should never walk under black cats or let a ladder cross your path!

Dave

[Paolo]

I rather like Friday the 13th. I believe it was 1987 when we had two of them close together, and a full moon upon one of them. I will have to consult my purple book on that one ...

January the 13th is also nice for dancing naked around your apple trees ... if it's not below zero, that is!

Now, question of the day, everyone know where YOUR wolfsbane is planted?!

:p

[Andrew (imported)]

Did you know that Friday the 13th came on Saturday this month?

Dave

If Friday the 13th came on a saturday this month, then Saturday the 14th came on a Sunday this month, and 14 July 2002 marks my 14th month as a eunuch. Coincidence? We Think Not.

[A-1 (imported)]

FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2

Tomorrow, Tomorrow --- There's always Tomorrow...

Unless, of course, you are Tom Snyder.

Well, I have been pissed off at CBS ever since they cancelled "Sweating Bullets"

The series was supposedly in the Florida Keys but filmed in Israel and for a season or two in Mexico...go figure...it was a fake because you could see mountains on the islands...shit, there ain't nothing any higher than a sand pile in the Keys... ...and usually those are made by 6-toed cats.

So, remember tomorrow that yesterday was today and that Friday the 13th was bad because the idiot always stabbed the girl...shit! Don't hurt the girl. If you must poke her, do it in the right way with a slick, blunt instrument and please, use an existing orifice...they have a variety...no need to make a new one.

Please, ask permission first. You would be surprised how many will consent, provided you were gentle.

Then, we change the gendre from horror films to whore films, but only if she pays YOU!

Well, Friday the 12th is past, but the important 13th question is......Do you feel Lucky?

Well, do you?

A-1