King of the One Liners

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much more? They're worth it.

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

Take my wife, please.

....................Complements of the late, great Henny Youngman

[smoothie (imported)]

Where was the squirrel sent when he had a nervous breakdown?......To the nut house!

D

[tugon (imported)]

If Henny had been a member of the EA.

Take my testicles, please.

[punkypink (imported)]

I believe my signature qualifies as one.

If not, I can dig up a picture of me sitting on a tank somewhere with the line "There's a chink in your armour".

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I believe my signature qualifies as one.

If not, I can dig up a picture of me sitting on a tank somewhere with the line "There's a chink in your armour".

OMG punkypink is really Tank Girl

[StefanIsMe (imported)]

Great.... THANKS, Punky. You just made me knock over my glass of water, laughing so hard.

Chink in your armour.... geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze

[PheonixStar (imported)]

Personally, I picture her as wearing a suit of armor, standing under a sign with those words on it, while holding her helmet in one arm and her hand on the hilt of a broad sword......."And how broad is that sword? Broad enough for you to step across the Mississippi." I will agree that Henny Youngman was "King of the One-liners", but don't forget Rodney Dangerfield - he is a classic.

:kittygray

[punkypink (imported)]

Personally, I picture her as wearing a suit of armor, standing under a sign with those words on it, while holding her helmet in one arm and her hand on the hilt of a broad sword......."And how broad is that sword? Broad enough for you to step across the Mississippi." I will agree that Henny Youngman was "King of the One-liners", but don't forget Rodney Dangerfield - he is a classic.

:kittygray

We had discussions with my friends who do LARP about that, but we settled on the tank as it was the easier option.

[transward (imported)]

I believe my signature qualifies as one.

If not, I can dig up a picture of me sitting on a tank somewhere with the line "There's a chink in your armour".

If you were atop a tank, you would obviouusly be a tank top.

[fhunter]

If not, I can dig up a picture of me sitting on a tank somewhere with the line "There's a chink in your armour".

Would the tank be a pink panther?