Pluto, The 9th Planet, again ?

[Riverwind (imported)]

Did River clap his hands, or not for Tinkerbell to live?

It matters!

Moi

Cosmic Thinker

Given the choice, I would sit on my hands then clap when she is dead. Hope that clears things up for you.

River

[YourPhriendlyAuthor (imported)]

Pluto is Pluto. What we call it in the end doesn't matter much. Still; I would hate to think our solar system ends at Uranus.

micropenis,

Someday, we won't have to worry about that...

- - - - - - - - - -

FRY: This is great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh.

LEELA: I don't get it.

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

FRY: Oh. What's it called now?

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Urectum.

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-YPA

[punkypink (imported)]

Rename it... Urethra?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Your astronomical authority in the Eunuch Archive, namely me, says Pluto is a planet. So There.

Then again, it could be Mickey Mouse's dog, too.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Lets put this in perspective,

(An AU is an Astronomical Unit; it is equal to the distance between the Sun and the Earth.)

So 1AU is earth normal,

Mercury is 0.38AU. Diameter is 4,880 km orbit 88 days

Earth is 1.0AU Diameter is 12,756 km 365.2 days

Jupiter is 5.20 AU Diameter is 142,984 km

Neptune is 30.06 AU diameter is 49,532 km

and then theirs

Pluto that is 39.5 AU that 5,913,520,000 km from the Sun. Orbit of 90600 days that's 248+ years for one orbit of the Sun and diameter of 2271 km which is half the size of Mercury or 1/6th the size of earth, the moon is 3474 km or half again as big as Pluto. Pluto is a little tiny rock with a moon that is half its size and so far away as to not matter.

248 years, in Pluto years its only be 64 sense Mac was born.

So were back to the question, is Pluto a planet, WHO CARES.

River

[moi621 (imported)]

Lets put this in perspective,

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So were back to the question, is Pluto a planet, WHO CARES.

River

I clapped for Tinkerbell and I clap for Pluto planethood if not a Binary Planet System ala Earth / Moon.

River disagrees.

Can we just all get along with it?

So what if River and his disbelieving Pagen ways drive Pluto and our Solar System into a Cosmic imbalance,

or Tinkerbell dies because River did not clap?

We can all get along with respectable differences of opinion until River, and his like, destroy our common reality-universe.

Or River can clap for Tinkerbell, and support Pluto Planethood!

Moi

It isn't just about Moi, but Moi's cosmos

[Mac (imported)]

Rename it... Urethra?

That would go along with "ur anus".

But then you would have to rename "Neptune" so that it would be in between them:

"ur anus" ...... "neptune" ...... "pluto"

would become

"ur anus" ...... " ? " ...... "urethra"

[NaziNuts (imported)]

Be careful with all this.

If you get all of the It Doesn't Matters too close to a black hole it will all get sucked in, and then we will never know.

"Sucked in by a Black Hole" would be a a good story title in the EA.

The White Album said all we need to know about Number Nine, anyway. Now that it is on mp3, it will take a tech genius like Punky Pink to play it backwards.

Now I am really confused. It is scary down here in the deep dark cellar too.

- NN

[punkypink (imported)]

That would go along with "ur anus".

But then you would have to rename "Neptune" so that it would be in between them:

"ur anus" ...... "neptune" ...... "pluto"

would become

"ur anus" ...... " ? " ...... "urethra"

Urscrotum?

[Riverwind (imported)]

I clapped for Tinkerbell and I clap for Pluto planethood if not a Binary Planet System ala Earth / Moon.

River disagrees.

Can we just all get along with it?

So what if River and his disbelieving Pagen ways drive Pluto and our Solar System into a Cosmic imbalance,

or Tinkerbell dies because River did not clap?

We can all get along with respectable differences of opinion until River, and his like, destroy our common reality-universe.

Or River can clap for Tinkerbell, and support Pluto Planethood!

Moi

It isn't just about Moi, but Moi's cosmos

Moi, I never said Pluto should or should not be a planet, I said I did not care or more specific WHO CARES.

As for that little no see m Tinker Bell, I will set on my hands. Its not a pagan thing, actually pagans love all life. So why are you bringing religion into this discussion?

OK lets see if we have this straight,

Pluto is a rock that is so far away nobody really cares about it and it happens to have a smaller rock riding its ass. Is it a planet, if you want it to be go for it.

As for Tinker Bell, no lets not go there, lets just say if you want to clap then clap, please don't let me stand in your way.

As for religion, everybody believes in something, even an atheist, and like all religions people love screwing with them, it says so right here on the instruction manual. 'God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology.'

Lets see, I have tried my best to insult Science, Fiction, and God, all in one post, not bad at all.

River