Wouldn't it be great if:

[punkypink (imported)]

Yeah,

but it probably would have been issued by the Weimar Republic.

That makes them valuable collectables now, given how they were basically burnt for warmth.

If it's ironic luck you want try this:

Wouldn't it be great if one ton gold bars started falling down where you happened to be standing?

[stewie69 (imported)]

Wouldn't it be great if you could walk into a doctors office and request to be castrated and have it done with no questions asked!

Wouldn't it be great if you could choose the surgeon, woman or man, to castrate you.

Wouldn't it be great if you could ask for your penis to also be removed and without the slightest hesitation your doctor removes it.

Wouldn't it be great if you could ask that your genitals be preserved after removal and handed to you as you're being discharged.

Wouldn't it be great if after getting castrated your penis shrunk to the size of an average clitoris or atrophied and then fell off, leaving you with nothing.

Wouldn't it be great if after getting castrated your scrotum divided into separate halves, labia.

Wouldn't it be great if you could actually switch genders with someone who also wants to switch genders and wouldn't it be great if you could switch back and forth regularly.

Wouldn't it be great if you could cut off your genitals and then watch them regrow over a period of several weeks.

Wouldn't it be great if....

You've been peeking at my Christmas list

[Muffer (imported)]

It are would have got me casterated a lot sooner without all the probles

[Losethem (imported)]

That makes them valuable collectables now, given how they were basically burnt for warmth.

If it's ironic luck you want try this:

Wouldn't it be great if one ton gold bars started falling down where you happened to be standing?

While I'd like the gold bars, I doubt I'd like the huge headache I'd likely receive from being hit on the head with them.

[punkypink (imported)]

While I'd like the gold bars, I doubt I'd like the huge headache I'd likely receive from being hit on the head with them.

With them being a ton each, I don't think you need worry about headaches if one hits you on the noggin.

[brisvegas (imported)]

Wouldn't it be great if you could cut off your genitals and then watch them regrow over a period of several weeks.

It would be great if I can cut mine off and watch it regrow, then cut it off again when I get sick of the it, then watch it regrow again, and again, again!

The old set of genitals will be preserved and hung on the wall as trophy!

EDIT:

Wouldn't it be great if my genitals would go back to what it was like before puberty? I surely would love mine to go back to what it was like before puberty hit me, they looked so tidy and normal back then