blowing your career - A case where dog isn't man's best friend

[Dave (imported)]

>>now I can get pretty vulgar but this is one of those things I would never even consider. Both the act itself and the picture.

>>There is a picture with a red dot on it. It's just as stupid looking as you thing it looks. Basically, it's dog licks man. That's simply disgusting.

>>and stupid, really, really stupid...

>>What are Dave's three rules of life -- "Not Red" and "No Mayonnaise" and "never get naked in front of a camera, absolutely, ositively, never do that ever, no one wants to see you naked, take my word for it, they would rather be blind, deaf and dumb, NEVER!"

http://deadspin.com/5681744/what-we-tal ... layer-nsfw

or

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/news/lo ... 88994.aspx

And here's a story from the Australian rugby universe sure to leave your brain a scrambled mess. To sum up: Canberra Raiders center Joel Monaghan decided to get drunkenly intimate with his teammate's dog. A picture was taken, it went viral, now he may be kicked out of the league.

The incident occurred during Mad Monday, a tradition during which players hit the pubs the day after the last game of the season in late September and just get shit-hammered, sort of like the Aussie footie equivalent of Rumspringa, I guess. Monaghan was (thankfully) completely wasted when the incident occurred and did it as a practical joke on one of his teammates. You know, the old "hey, watch your dog lick my balls" gambit. But this incident has completely shell-shocked the NRL and they're struggling to deal with the aftermath.

Here are some splendid quotes from some of the relevant parties forced to make statements about Monaghan's embarrassing man-on-dog love and its impact on the National Rugby League:

[tugon (imported)]

Growing up in a rural area we knew all about pets and farm animals. I prefered the solitude of the milking machine.

[tugon (imported)]

Seriously I always wonder what kind of friend or teammate would take the picture and then post it.I am sorry the picture was taken and his carreer was ruined.

[Dave (imported)]

There are a few voices of semi-reason who are saying that the Rugby league forgave wife-beaters, drug-abusers and others and that this is just stupidity and doesn't deserve the firing.

What I want to know is how do two people get so drunk they think that taking pictures of a doggie blow job is OK? -- Holy epithets and expletive deleted curses is that really drunk and stupid.

[chemcast scot (imported)]

Thats why it is better when you do go out not to get drunk and stay sober then you do not end up doing something as stupid as this

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Why screw with a dog when there are so many homely hookers out there?

[Dave (imported)]

The dog's tongue is bigger and faster...

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

I thought you were supposed to use peanut butter.

[Riverwind (imported)]

This thread has gone right to the sewer

River

[Dave (imported)]

I wouldn't say the sewer, but I would say "it's gone to the dogs"

And I would say it out loud, too.