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MacTheWolf (imported)
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Why don't witches wear panties?

Because, it allows them to ride the broom more easily, in the groove sorta speak.
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That is not too far from one suggestion of the origin of witches on broomsticks.

Monkshood (also known as Aconitum) is poisonous, but when absorbed directly into the bloodstream - in small quantities - it produces a sexual high.

You cannot eat anything containing it because the poison acts before it gets into the blood so the only way is to rub an ointment onto the mucus membranes. Any around the mouth or nose are out because of the possibility of swallowing so, the only other area immediately available are the genitals.

Men can simply rub the ointment on, but women need some form of applicator. Since even the poorest household tended to have a besom what better was there than to apply the ointment to the handle and then 'ride the broomstick'.
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Be great to have one of those TV witches, blink oh the eye and your balls fall off
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Muffer (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:07 am Be great to have one of those TV witches, blink oh the eye and your balls fall off

That would save a lot of folks....pain, money, and,stress!!!!!
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MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:07 pm Why don't witches wear panties?

How did you know that witches don't wear panties??????

I could be a witch.... cause I do not always wear panties!!!

and I have been known to wiggle....my nose that is!!!!!
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Post by chemcast scot (imported) »

Well i know a witch who dose not wear any panties but people call her my wife 😀laugh:
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