your father has ever measured your dick?

[Slammr (imported)]

Slammr,

When newborns arrive their genitals are usually swollen because of hormonal phenomenon. I can't explain it off the top of my head, but if you GOOGLE it, you should find the exact medical explaination.

Now, with that being said, want to know what?

I am for "ISLAMIC and/or CHRISTIAN" penalties for this ABUSE of children. If they get convicted of doing this, then...

CUT OFF THEIR FUCKING HANDS AND POKE OUT THEIR GOD-DAMNED EYES!

...that should stop them...

The kid was two. He was hardly a newborn. I just happened to be in the room with his mother - my daughter - and his father, when his mother changed his pants or something. I don't remember why he didn't have pants on, but the kid did have big balls, not that I've seen all that many naked two year-old boys.

I agree no one should go around measuing their kid's dick.

[A-1 (imported)]

The kid was two. He was hardly a newborn. I just happened to be in the room with his mother - my daughter - and his father, when his mother changed his pants or something. I don't remember why he didn't have pants on, but the kid did have big balls, not that I've seen all that many naked two year-old boys.

I agree no one should go around measu

ring their kid's dick.

Good, we have a consensus.

As for the large testicles on a two-year-old, I believe that is pretty normal. I have seen plenty in the line of my trade.

By the way, there is no harm in looking under normal circumstances, just so long as the opportunity presents itself, but when the opportunity starts to become 'manufactured' the situation becomes suspect as does the motives.

When the measuring tools come out it is time to cut and poke... O.K.?

[The Lurker (imported)]

I promise this is no joke, and the rest of our family is completely mortified by the whole affair.

[chemcast scot (imported)]

I to have a grandson, but under no circumstances would i ever look at him down there,even when he is getting his nappy changed. Why would anyone want to look at a childs genitals,i certainly dont but then that is just me.

[Slammr (imported)]

I to have a grandson, but under no circumstances would i ever look at him down there,even when he is getting his nappy changed. Why would anyone want to look at a childs genitals,i certainly dont but then that is just me.

The kid was standing in the middle of the room with his mother, where I was talking to his mother and father. What was I supposed to do, put my hand over my eyes or storm out of the room?

I have six grandsons, and as far as I remember, he's the only one I've ever seen naked, so I certainly didn't go out of my way to look at any of them.

I find your post insulting.

[Twinsenboy (imported)]

Hey, of course there needs to be nothing sexual with this! Having a family is the most natural thing in the world =)

[Dave (imported)]

As for seeing kids naked, I've been stuck to change diapers on 7 kids so far and I'm only an Uncle. I've taken kids to public swimming pools and they (and I) get into swimsuits in a locker room. It was the middle of winter and there was no choice. I actually taught swimming years ago and there were near to a fifty kids, a dozen adults and swim instructors changing in the locker rooms.

[Twinsenboy (imported)]

As for seeing kids naked, I've been stuck to change diapers on 7 kids so far and I'm only an Uncle. I've taken kids to public swimming pools and they (and I) get into swimsuits in a locker room. It was the middle of winter and there was no choice. I actually taught swimming years ago and there were near to a fifty kids, a dozen adults and swim instructors changing in the locker rooms.

You know, I guess if somebody insists that you must be having sexual thoughts about kids when around them, to me that seems to be saying more about them than it does about you. Maybe the PTB shouldn't be re-inventing pornography all the time if boners truly worries them =P

[Slammr (imported)]

As for seeing kids naked, I've been stuck to change diapers on 7 kids so far and I'm only an Uncle. I've taken kids to public swimming pools and they (and I) get into swimsuits in a locker room. It was the middle of winter and there was no choice. I actually taught swimming years ago and there were near to a fifty kids, a dozen adults and swim instructors changing in the locker rooms.

I, too, have seen a lot of naked kids as an adult, in locker rooms at swimming pools, locker rooms at heath clubs, and elsewhere.

I'm sure I've seen my grandchildren, male and female, have their diapers changed, but since I didn't have to change them, it left no impression on me, and I don't recall any particular incident. I didn't run over to have a closer look, but I didn't put my hands over my eyes or run out of the room. If someone has to physically turn away to avoid seeing a baby's genitals, when the kid is having his or her diaper changed, I would say that is the person with the problem.

I remember the incident I recalled on this forum not so much because the kid had big balls as for the look on his father's face, when after he said, "Yeah, he's just like his father," I replied, "Yeah, big balls and a tiny dick." (I had never seen the father's genitals, so I don't know how big his dick was, lest someone go off on me about that).

I remember my daughter discussing circumcision once, saying she wouldn't let them circumcise a particular son after he was born, but those were the only two circumstances I can remember that any of us discussed any of her kid's genitals. She has five sons, the youngest of which, is 18.

I remember as a kid being in the bathroom naked, while my mom and my aunt discussed whether my circumcision was tight enough. My aunt thought it wasn't. I was probably eight or nine and it wasn't strange, at the time, to be naked in front of them; I don't remember why I was; I imagine I had a rash or something on my genitals they were looking at. I probably remember the incident because, until then, I didn't know boys had foreskins they cut off.

Please: no pro or con circumcision comments. There are other threads for those. If it happens in this thread, it will be closed.

[Twinsenboy (imported)]

I, too, have seen a lot of naked kids as an adult, in locker rooms at swimming pools, locker rooms at heath clubs, and elsewhere.

I'm sure I've seen my grandchildren, male and female, have their diapers changed, but since I didn't have to change them, it left no impression on me, and I don't recall any particular incident. I didn't run over to have a closer look, but I didn't put my hands over my eyes or run out of the room. If someone has to physically turn away to avoid seeing a baby's genitals, when the kid is having his or her diaper changed, I would say that is the person with the problem.

I remember the incident I recalled on this forum not so much because the kid had big balls as for the look on his father's face, when after he said, "Yeah, he's just like his father," I replied, "Yeah, big balls and a tiny dick." (I had never seen the father's genitals, so I don't know how big his dick was, lest someone go off on me about that).

I remember my daughter discussing circumcision once, saying she wouldn't let them circumcise a particular son after he was born, but those were the only two circumstances I can remember that any of us discussed any of her kid's genitals. She has five sons, the youngest of which, is 18.

I remember as a kid being in the bathroom naked, while my mom and my aunt discussed whether my circumcision was tight enough. My aunt thought it wasn't. I was probably eight or nine and it wasn't strange, at the time, to be naked in front of them; I don't remember why I was; I imagine I had a rash or something on my genitals they were looking at. I probably remember the incident because, until then, I didn't know boys had foreskins they cut off.

Please: no pro or con circumcision comments. There are other threads for those. If it happens in this thread, it will be closed.

So your aunt is one for tight cuts, huh? Sorry, but that got me I love women who hasn't gotten anything against having her own opinions about men and our equipments (that we share with them anyway=) If somebody goes off on you now, I think they also have a problem.. I'm sure you haven't said anything inappropriate.