Police Harass Penis Sculptor

[Conscientious (imported)]

*I wouldn't like a penis sculpture in my front lawn but all I can think is "dirty fascists"*

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-wo ... 16a3z.html

Shape of trimmed bush causes a stir

October 8, 2010 - 3:24AM

UK police warned a gardener who trimmed a bush into the shape of a penis and testicles that he could be committing a public order offence.

Officers told computer software engineer Ian Ashmeade, 53, they had received a complaint about the shape of the bush outside his home in Haddenham, Cambridgeshire, and could take action.

"We received a complaint and warned him that he could be committing a public order offence," said a police spokesman.

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"We said we would consider taking action if the shape was not changed."

Mr Ashmeade re-cut the bush into the shape of a peashooter. He was unavailable for comment.

[A-1 (imported)]

Hmmm...

Do you think that...

Maybe they were just "JACKING" with him...

[Dave (imported)]

I remember a fellow somehwere in the USA who bought a 12 foot tall replica of Michealangelo's David and put it in his front yard. It's a beautiful statue but it's naked and Little Mickey is hanging out.

The neighbors didn't object but the schoolbus driver who had to stop at the neighborhood houses complained. The kids were running to the side of the bus and giggling and misbehaving at the sight of nake Mike and his genitals.

It's like have a little respect for your neighbors. just a little...

Unless you are the great Jimmy Breslin, the NYC Columnist who created a big sign telling all his neighbors to get lost (No, he didn't drop the "F" bomb) and explaining why he only liked the Mafia don living a few houses away. If you are another Jimmy Breslin, then you can put stuff in your front yard and Piss off all the neighbors. :0

[Riverwind (imported)]

Maybe someone should tell my next door neighbor because he has several rock structures all over his yard, they remind me of this guys penis sculpture he must have 8 or 9 of them, I wonder if he is trying to compensate for something????

For those of you who attended this years MOM event you may have seen them? if so what do you think?

? compensating for something?????

River

[Twinsenboy (imported)]

Ganitals were created before somebody invented money and porn.

Being naked is more natural than hiding behind clothes.

I'm wearing clothes now though...=p

[Conscientious (imported)]

What are you wearing?

[A-1 (imported)]

What are you wearing?

He's wearing YOU out...

[chemcast scot (imported)]

And with all the crie that is going on in the uk as well as everywhere else,would you not think that they had mutch more to do,than go around to thoses who have bushes in the style of male genitals. But in this day and age it trly dose not realy come as a shock,that they waste time doing that.