Elastrator question
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MgSpecter (imported)
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Elastrator question
Is it true that using the elastrator my balls will fall off after ten days or so?
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boyboy (imported)
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Re: Elastrator question
MgSpecter (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2002 3:13 pm Is it true that using the elastrator my balls will fall off after ten days or so?
Yes you balls fall off after ten days. This is then days full verry pain.
This is no good idee.
Re: Elastrator question
NO, they will NOT fall off after 10 days, or 20 days even ... you're a human, not a kid-goat or a lamb, for Christ's sake.
About 1 minute into elastration, it starts to sting. After about another minute, it starts to hurt. After about 4 or 5 minutes, it hurts a lot and you get nauseated. After 10 minutes or so, it hurts like BLOODY BLUE HELL and you'll do or say anything to get the thing off.
(Your mileage may vary depending on your pain tolerance, mine isn't too high anymore, thank you.)
IF you were able to get past the initial pain and shock of it and left it on, you'd soon find a mass of dying tissue rotting under the band and trying to spread blood poisoning up into your body. Having grown up on a farm almost full-time, I can tell you that we don't just snap a band on the little critter and watch him toddle happily off into the pasture. Antibiotic creams and a regimen of tetracycline were always in order, along with checking the band and keeping it clean and making sure there was no infection.
Elastrators don't work like that on people, period, end of story. You don't just snap a band on yourself and say, oh well, that's that.
And 'boyboy', you make another idiotic, dangerous post like that encouraging someone to fall for something that could land them in the hospital and I'll kick your dumb ass all the way to the next solar system! Count on it.
About 1 minute into elastration, it starts to sting. After about another minute, it starts to hurt. After about 4 or 5 minutes, it hurts a lot and you get nauseated. After 10 minutes or so, it hurts like BLOODY BLUE HELL and you'll do or say anything to get the thing off.
(Your mileage may vary depending on your pain tolerance, mine isn't too high anymore, thank you.)
IF you were able to get past the initial pain and shock of it and left it on, you'd soon find a mass of dying tissue rotting under the band and trying to spread blood poisoning up into your body. Having grown up on a farm almost full-time, I can tell you that we don't just snap a band on the little critter and watch him toddle happily off into the pasture. Antibiotic creams and a regimen of tetracycline were always in order, along with checking the band and keeping it clean and making sure there was no infection.
Elastrators don't work like that on people, period, end of story. You don't just snap a band on yourself and say, oh well, that's that.
boyboy (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2002 4:03 pm Yes you balls fall off after ten days. This is then days full verry pain.
And 'boyboy', you make another idiotic, dangerous post like that encouraging someone to fall for something that could land them in the hospital and I'll kick your dumb ass all the way to the next solar system! Count on it.
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happousai (imported)
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Re: Elastrator question
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> say, oh well, that's that.
On the other hand, you can do that with the Burdizzo, right? Chomp the testicles with the jaws of the burdizzo, crushing the cords, then you don't have to do anything else. Whether one can do the "chomp" part correctly is the hard part! From what I've read, it's pretty much impossible to do it on yourself because the burdizzo must be closed tightly, but your pain reflexes will stop you.
I wonder if someone could make a self-castration machine. Imagine a guillotine-type setup where the testicles are pushed through a locking device, then locked in place. Then the "blade" (actually a Burdizzo clamp, not a sharp blade) comes down hard when the user pushes a button, crushing the testicles. It sounds difficult to make, though.
Paolo wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:39 pm Elastrators don't work like that on people, period, end
> of story. You don't just snap a band on yourself and
> say, oh well, that's that.
On the other hand, you can do that with the Burdizzo, right? Chomp the testicles with the jaws of the burdizzo, crushing the cords, then you don't have to do anything else. Whether one can do the "chomp" part correctly is the hard part! From what I've read, it's pretty much impossible to do it on yourself because the burdizzo must be closed tightly, but your pain reflexes will stop you.
I wonder if someone could make a self-castration machine. Imagine a guillotine-type setup where the testicles are pushed through a locking device, then locked in place. Then the "blade" (actually a Burdizzo clamp, not a sharp blade) comes down hard when the user pushes a button, crushing the testicles. It sounds difficult to make, though.
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boyboy (imported)
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Re: Elastrator question
Paolo wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:39 pm And 'boyboy', you make another idiotic, dangerous post like that encouraging someone to fall for something that could land them in the hospital and I'll kick your dumb ass all the way to the next solar system! Count on it.
I love you, Paolo!
I kiss you, my good friend.
I kiss you ass !:tongueout :tongueout :tongueout
