New Ways of Castration

[alreadydone (imported)]

ive done one side with a vice grip tool, like a burdizzo, on left testicle, I got itbarely tight, got my courage up, used a second regular typevice griptotighten down until I felt a huge pain in abdomen, leftfor severalminutes as I jerked down on medium hard to try to further damage cords it worked, but cut my scrotum like a burdizzo, worked exactly alike one. The second one I mustnhave missed, and Iretriedthree times, hurt a lot, but was fun, but wasnt dead like left testicle, aftr aboout three months it was just mushy coords with littlefeeling, I went much more dangerous next, I got sewing awl, threaded with fairlyngood sized brown or kacky typethread, i seperated cords, but point of awl as close to edge of scrotum with cords next toside, then I hit top ofawl hard, driving needlenand thread through scrotum,besidethe cords, then I got wôden block and began sticking objectsin tied off thread,until itnwas cutting into vessels and cords really hard, couldnt stand for more than two hours as my cords were completely tied off, hurt in my abdomen and low back mainly, then About month later I did again, but this time with pain bbbpills, and a sleeping pill. After about three hours of pain, I fell asleep!! And in morning, could feel nothing, still cant, and testicle is shrinking nicely. Tests show I suuccessfully castrated myself with about half a dozen tries, but I got done. I have high pain tolerence, this was fun, itnworked perfectly, eventually tolerence

[knightbird111 (imported)]

are the vodka injections the least painful method ? For me, they seem to work but being that I am using 80 proof, it definitely is taking a good while. So far I have done about 13 injections but the testicles are still about the same size. It definitely is doing something, yesterday I felt a hot flash

[nullorchis (imported)]

are the vodka injections the least painful method ? For me, they seem to work but being that I am using 80 proof, it definitely is taking a good while. So far I have done about 13 injections but the testicles are still about the same size. It definitely is doing something, yesterday I felt a hot flash

The best way to determine your status is to have a testosterone lab test.

Testicle size is no indication of testosterone production.

Lack of interest in sex, inability to get erections, even hot flashes would be a good indication of a lowering, or low testosterone level.

For me, vodka injections were effective, painful at first, diminishing pain after awhile, and virtually no pain after numerous injections.

And as always, I don't encourage anyone to do vodka injections; one must decide what is best for them.

Even medical surgery is not pain or risk free.

[twaddler (imported)]

Multiple words: liquid nitrogen.

[_g (imported)]

Multiple words: liquid nitrogen.

Frost byte!!!! Ouch!

[Paolo]

To say nothing of the stub of rotting flesh left behind. This method would leave a raw gaping wound.

[foxytaur (imported)]

There are multiple ways to castrate, some might be safer than others, but it depends on what you want. Are you looking for something quick? Something less painful? Something more painful? Something easy or easier? Just what are you looking for? It seems that some wannabee eunuchs want there castration to include some sort of sexual scene, but when I hear that in their blog message, then I'm not sure they're ready to become a eunuch. Getting your balls cut off is a once and done, life long journey. Surgeons usually try to reattach a dismembered penis, but not testicles.

However, if you persist here are some new ways to castrate, though I'm sure they are not completely new:

1. Freezing with using liquid nitrogen

http://www.centerstagechicago.com/resta ... cream.html

2. Cooking with microwave's - (she's funny) http://www.videojug.com/interview/under ... icrowave-2

3. Squishing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxgMcRLg ... re=related

Microwaving yer balls!!!!...LMAO....reminds me of that episoide on south park when Randy Marsh microwaved his balls inorder to gain medical marijuana. Episoide was called Medicinal fried chicken.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=gCHQzk2o ... CHQzk2okoc

[knightbird111 (imported)]

What about boiling the vodka, make it very hot and inject it. Unless the heat changes its chemistry

[fhunter]

What about boiling the vodka, make it very hot and inject it. Unless the heat changes its chemistry

Heat does not change its chemistry. There is another problem though, needle is made from metal. It is has high thermal conductivity. So, you will first burn the injection site (skin and all) and then cool the injected vodka. Not good.

Hmm. you only need about 42°C to cause cell damage. May be just heat the balls enough? (Ok, i know, that the suggestion would not work. And you just can not heat the insides without affecting the skin first).

[Dave (imported)]

What about boiling the vodka, make it very hot and inject it. Unless the heat changes its chemistry

Don't boil the vodka...

Boiling drives off the alcohol and leaves only water.

The problem is that the alcohol burns like a flambe in a restaurant.

I once flambe'd a steak with brandy and damn near burnt my house down with flames 6 feet into the air above the skillet. A great raving whoosh and maniacs, a 6 foot yellow flame inches from my face. I was lucky not to be looking down at the skillet at the time. That wouldn't have been fun. If I had curtains near the stove, they would have caught fire. The steak tasted good but damn did I need to change my (unmentionables) ...

It impresses in a restaurant but please don't boil the alcohol.