A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
A cannibal
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Re: A cannibal
augman7518 (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:51 am A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.
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augman7518 (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:51 am +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
That definately applies to most of them.