Banded and falling asleep

[eagerlearner (imported)]

I am wondering if anyone has experience with having a few cocktails and then banding themselves and falling asleep only to wake up and have become a eunuch?

[Graf v Eierdorf (imported)]

Makes for great stories, of course, but I think it's safe to say that this would be extremely dangerous in actual practice!

[kristoff]

It would also be rather painful, likely requiring many cocktails, as well. It would also necessitate an expensive visit to the Emergency Room.

[Dave (imported)]

To ask the pertinent question:

After you pass out drunk with your nuts banded, wake up with a screaming hangover and dead balls... WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT?

Can I get a litte graphic?

If you leave the dead balls on your body they rot and stink like a dead piece of meat and stay on for several weeks until they fall off. Ever leave a steak or a bloody meat container out to rot? That's the smell. If the band comes off, then dead balls poisons your body. Figure a month or two of dangerous living with that black robed man called death. And I'm not even exaggerating.

Or the alternative, the morning after you call the ambulance or go to a doctor for an emergency admission to the hospital ande they (A) remove your dead balls, (B) admit you to the psychiatric unit for three days to a week of evaluation, and (C) present you with one huge-ass, wallet crushing bill for services because your insurance doesn't cover this. Think about going to court and trying to force the insurance company into paying - uh judge, I got drunk and fooling around and etc... and the Judge actually tells you that you're a loser.

Sorry to be so ruthless about this but IT'S A GIANT STUPID IDEA, AN EPIC FAIL. but a great fantasy for a story.

Read around the various posts. There are better ways to go about losing your testicles.

[A-1 (imported)]

I am wondering if anyone has experience with having a few cocktails and then banding themselves and falling asleep only to wake up and have become a eunuch?

I DO believe that you would HAVE to be under anesthesia to NOT be awakened by the pain.

Neurologically, one of the core reflex systems is in the genitals. If you do not believe this run this simple experiment.

Have somebody hit you in the balls when you are asleep and see if you wake up.

One of the ways to gauge brain damage that a neurosurgeon taught me once is to grab a nipple (of either sex) and TWIST it. If the person DOES NOT respond they are either paralyzed OR brain dead...

Don't take my word for it, though...

Go DO your experiment... either one would probably work...

...and then report back here with the results...



BTW, WELCOME TO THE ZOO!

[eagerlearner (imported)]

To ask the pertinent question:

After you pass out drunk with your nuts banded, wake up with a screaming hangover and dead balls... WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT?

Can I get a litte graphic?

If you leave the dead balls on your body they rot and stink like a dead piece of meat and stay on for several weeks until they fall off. Ever leave a steak or a bloody meat container out to rot? That's the smell. If the band comes off, then dead balls poisons your body. Figure a month or two of dangerous living with that black robed man called death. And I'm not even exaggerating.

Or the alternative, the morning after you call the ambulance or go to a doctor for an emergency admission to the hospital ande they (A) remove your dead balls, (B) admit you to the psychiatric unit for three days to a week of evaluation, and (C) present you with one huge-ass, wallet crushing bill for services because your insurance doesn't cover this. Think about going to court and trying to force the insurance company into paying - uh judge, I got drunk and fooling around and etc... and the Judge actually tells you that you're a loser.

Sorry to be so ruthless about this but IT'S A GIANT STUPID IDEA, AN EPIC FAIL. but a great fantasy for a story.

Read around the various posts. There are better ways to go about losing your testicles.

What is the BETTER way to castrate yourself then?

[Dave (imported)]

What is the BETTER way to castrate yourself then?

Don't take my comment as a scolding as much as a really ugly-assed disgusting to get a point across. I want people to fear banding. And I wanted the images to be gruesome and off-putting. More important -- I wanted what was best for you...

The best way to get castrated is in a doctor's office. Take the time, effort and commitment to go to doctors and counselors and do the test drive with chemical castration. That's the safest and best way to do it.

There are some people who had success with alcohol injections but in the end, they had to find a doctor to remove dead testicles and they had to find counselors to satisfy the med community and BEFORE they did any injections they did the test with chemical castration (reducing the Testosterone level to next to nothing).

And the EA has had people who have expressed regret after castration because they weren't prepared. Physical Castration (bilateral orchiectomy) is a one way trip. It is not reversible. Take the time to prepare for it and you'll be much happier with the results.

[sheep79 (imported)]

I am wondering if anyone has experience with having a few cocktails and then banding themselves and falling asleep only to wake up and have become a eunuch?

one of the reasons that "banding" play is very dangerous and why after a few experiments I tossed everything in the trash. Sheepy

[Riverwind (imported)]

Been there, did that, OH what a feeling.

Banding is not just a little painful, its like being kicked in the nuts but the pain only gets worse. When you can't take it any more about 20 to 30 minutes, you need to cut off the ban, but its squeezing you so hard you have a hell of a time getting something, anything under it so you can cut the damn thing off, and when you do,,,,,,,, Have you ever had a rubber band snap back on you when it breaks, X100 when that ban is cut it snaps, you will be doing the two step around the room for a few minutes.

So you get the ban back off, your sac is purple and blue, your nuts ache like you have been kicked several times, and you look into the mirror and say to yourself, SELF that was the stupidest thing I ever did.

Now that we have your attention do it the right way, start a chemical castration drug, see your doctor and have a few things checked, like your liver, testosterone count, etc, tell him/her what you want done, take a year to take castration on a test drive.

Most of all think this through, its a one way trip.

River

Oh yes, welcome to the zoo.

[clysmaniac (imported)]

There are some people who had success with alcohol injections but in the end, they had to find a doctor to remove dead testicles and they had to find counselors to satisfy the med community and BEFORE they did any injections they did the test with chemical castration (reducing the Testosterone level to next to nothing).

As one who has been successfully been castrated following alcohol injections, I'd like to point out that things are not necessarily as you say. I did numerous alcohol injections but didn't have to search out a doctor to remove my dead testicles. My regular doctor discovered my testes were shrunken and very hard during an ordinary physical exam. That started things rolling with an ultrasound and then a referal to a urologist and their eventual removal- fully paid for by my insurance. I didn't have to go thru any counselors save for Bobbie, Oneballboi and Tome but I did have over 2 years of chemical castration experience leading up to trying the alcohol injections so I knew what I was getting into.

I really started the alcohol injections because I didn't see a suitable way to be castrated and it seemed that it would be nearly as good if my testes simply didn't work anymore even if they were still present. The injections certainly fixed them so they no longer functioned and then as a most welcome bonus, my doctors readily removed them after they were confident that they wouldn't recover.