Rachel from "Friends"

[SplitDik (imported)]

I was watching a "Friends" rerun last night, and Rachel said a quote that turned me on. The episode had Phoebe and Rachel going to a women's self-defence class. When they return, Rachel says:

"Whew! Kicking a guy in the crotch for five hours can really take a lot out of you."

Poor guy.

I've always thought it would be fun to be one of those guys in the women's self-defence classes that they practice on. Just don't wear your cup and you've got free ball-busting!

[luvpain (imported)]

Sounds like fun, but do you think you could last 5 hours without the cup?

[LonePanther88 (imported)]

I could last that long. I have actually done that before. Some Women's self defense classes don't like having their ladies bruising their feet and hands on a hard cup between a guy's legs so some classes advertise for guys who can take several full power hits to the groin. These classes usually are the more hardcore ones and they usually want their ladies to do groin grabs so they can see just how much pressure and in what direction to apply it to cause enough pain

Now don't you wish you were me?:D

I actually grew addicted to it and found a Dominatrix who just LOVED hurting males to help me get my (fix) everyday

I even have a video of the two of us in a session (She hangs a bowling ball from my nuts). Talk about a nice body!! OH Yeah!:boobies:

[Andrew (imported)]

I could last that long. I have actually done that before. Some Women's self defense classes don't like having their ladies bruising their feet and hands on a hard cup between a guy's legs so some classes advertise for guys who can take several full power hits to the groin. These classes usually are the more hardcore ones and they usually want their ladies to do groin grabs so they can see just how much pressure and in what direction to apply it to cause enough pain

Now don't you wish you were me

Would they like to have a real eunuch like me to practice on?

[SplitDik (imported)]

I think women need to be very careful with the groin kick -- because it might not work.

First of all, some guys -- like me and lonepanther -- like it. We would not really be incapacitated sufficiently to stop an attack.

Secondly, a guy planning to attack a woman might wear a cup. Or he might use the samurai trick of taping up his testicles so that they are protected inside the inagural canal. Similarly the adrenaline response in men causes their testicles to retract for safety: See http://www.seraph.net/news7.html

I can't speak for eunuchs, but would expect that a kick in the groin for them would be like a kick anywhere else on their body. It might hurt, but wouldn't cause incapacitation.

[A-1 (imported)]

...says...

I even have a video of the two of us in a session (She hangs a bowling ball from my nuts). Talk about a nice body!! OH Yeah!

Hmmm,

Seems like I have heard of these things before...wouldya like a pic?...Yer a-gittin' one anyway...

[Got2 (imported)]

Oh,

Now that is just enough! Enough!

A-1= an man with way too much time on his hands, way too much.

But I got2 love it!

PS. what do you think of my new Avatar, A-1?

Oh and I just forgot, met Antonia on the chat room for the first time. All I will say is that my balls as still stuck up inside me and refuse to drop out due to fear. <shivers> Oh so good!!

[LonePanther88 (imported)]

...says...

Hmmm,

Seems like I have heard of these things before...wouldya like a pic?...Yer a-gittin' one anyway...

OOOOOUUUUUCHH! I can tell this guy don't want any kids:D

[LonePanther88 (imported)]

Hmmmm. I am sorry Andrew but there just isn't a real big percentage of eunuchs who rape or assault Women (that I am aware of anyway):( Sorry man.........The whole point of these classes is to establish a working physical knowledge of how to control a man by his balls.

I like your spirit though!

[A-1 (imported)]

I would be afraid of not hitting or kicking the guy hard enough to immobilize him. That is, what might he do to me if he was able to get up before I could get away?

Also, would a kick to the groin hurt a eunuch?

Allison, it would depend on your aim, your ability to kick hard and how pointy toed your shoes are. Did you ever see the "007" James Bond movie where the old lady had a switch blade built into the toe of her shoe? Anyway, you wouldn't have to worry about "bringing down" a Eunuch since he would have "been down" to begin with...

Got2,

You were a wonderful, beautiful child...

What in the hell happened???

>>>Antonia<<<<

She's PERFECT for you. Better get a passport and check plane fares... I am sure that she would "have a ball" if you would go visit her. Or maybe even if she were to visit you. I am sure that the two of you could "work some things out"



A-1