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I this article for real? It sounds almost impossible. Even if it is possible, why would any guy give up a finger for a penis with no feeling?

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why would any REAL guy give up his penis in the first place?

Just look around here...
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I jus got a great idea! Once the novelty of lopping my cock off is gone, I can start hacking off fingers for years of extended pleasure.

From there? Who knows? Toes, limbs............... I'll be a fuckin doorstop before too long
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...but can you still dial "911"?
Harry Spindle (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2002 8:07 am I jus got a great idea! Once the novelty of lopping my cock off is gone, I can start hacking off fingers for years of extended pleasure.

Too Late! Not an original idea...just looka here...

http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/ ... finger.jpg

Or maybe here!

http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/tour4.html

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A-1 (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2002 10:07 am ...but can you still dial "911"?

Too Late! Not an original idea...just looka here...

http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/ ... finger.jpg

Or maybe here!

http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/tour4.html

😲 A-1 😲

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

now that's what I call cut bait
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> Surgeons in Georgia claim to have replaced a man's

> cancer-ridden penis with one of his fingers in the first

> operation of its kind.

I just thought about this situation laterally for a bit, and came across a stunning revelation:

A US doctor has willingly amputated a perfectly healthy body part from someone without a medical reason, to make him happier.

Could this be a good sign that the medical establishment is becoming more open-minded? Or did they do it only because the penis is supposedly a very valuable organ in US culture?
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happousai (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2002 7:15 pm > Surgeons in Georgia claim to have replaced a man's

> cancer-ridden penis with one of his fingers in the first

> operation of its kind.

I just thought about this situation laterally for a bit, and came across a stunning revelation:

A US doctor has willingly amputated a perfectly healthy body part from someone without a medical reason, to make him happier.

Could this be a good sign that the medical establishment is becoming more open-minded? Or did they do it only because the penis is supposedly a very valuable organ in US culture?

Hate to burst your bubble, but based upon one line in the news article, "The ground-breaking procedure is to be patented, and Georgian men will be charged around Β£3,500 for the operation."

That seems to tell me (the "Georgian men" part) that we aren't talking about the US state, but rather the former Soviet country. More information on this country can be found here (http://www.parliament.ge/gotoGeorgia.htm) or here (http://www.atlapedia.com/online/countries/georgia.htm).

However, it's still a damn impressive procedure. It does raise some strange questions, though.... like did they remove the nail? If not, could you be arrested for cutting your nails in public?

IEunuch.

(Hmm.... 1: If only they could have gotten the muscles working; 2: Now that's really giving them the finger....)
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A real shame we haven't got any pictures.

This leaves a few questions open:

Is the finger pointing down or upwards( up seems perfect for G-point stimulationπŸ˜„ ) ❓

Does he have to still cut his fingernail ❓

wondering antonia 🌹 :withstupi 🌹
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Close Shave (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2002 4:48 am http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_20 ... ld.sexlife

I'm thinking of getting two!
I would rather be penisless than to give up a perfectly good finger for a useless appendage with no feeling.

:) 😎 πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈ
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Mac (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:18 pm I would rather be penisless than to give up a perfectly good finger for a useless appendage with no feeling.

Is your penis numb?

Hell, man, that ain't right...

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