Testicles Twisted Off

[Rusty Dai (imported)]

Good evening,

I found this German news story about a man that twisted off the testicles of his friend one evening.

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-engli ... dling.html

...he ripped off his testicles in a drunken rage!

07.01.2010 - 14:26 UHR

BY J. OFFERMANNS

A man ripped his friend’s testicles off in a drunken rage when his victim failed to respond to his fondling.

Vergrößern

Hans-Jörg Schmidt, judge at Dusseldorf district court. <<Photo of Judge>>

Hans O. (45) appeared in room 117 of Dusseldorf district court with the public prosecutor accusing the 120-kg man of committing sexual abuse and grievous bodily harm.

The incomprehensible incident took place on September 2 last year. Hans and his buddy Alexander J. met in the afternoon in the centre of Neuss, a town near Dusseldorf. They drank beer deep into the night.

Hans O. got completely drunk, and then suddenly overwhelmingly horny

He unbuttoned the trousers of his friend who was sleeping on the couch, and messed around with his genitals.

When the fondling failed to provoke any physical response from Alexander, Hans became furious

The prosecutor said: “He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke. Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window.”

Despite his life-threatening injuries, Alexander O. returned the two kilometres to his home where his mother called an ambulance.

Police later found the testicles on the roof where they lay in the snow guard.

The prosecutor wants Hans O. to be taken into psychiatric accommodation.

The accused himself declined to comment: “I’m saying nothing else.”

The trial continues on January 13.

[Paolo]

I find it hard to believe, but yet there it is...

[bobover3 (imported)]

That fellow must have been reading the stories at EA.

[Khaled_88 (imported)]

I've read that in some parts of Africa and also in some parts of the Balkans, older women would teach young women how to kill a man by twisting and pulling off his testicles (the combination of twisting and pulling seemed to be needed to ensure that it killed him). I've wondered about this, because it would take a lot of strength to twist and pull a man's testicles off. My theory is that, after disabling the man, the woman would cut his scrotum open and *then* twist and pull his testicles out. That would not take so much strength, and what a painful way to die!

[Mac (imported)]

I've read that in some parts of Africa and also in some parts of the Balkans, older women would teach young women how to kill a man by twisting and pulling off his testicles (the combination of twisting and pulling seemed to be needed to ensure that it killed him). I've wondered about this, because it would take a lot of strength to twist and pull a man's testicles off. My theory is that, after disabling the man, the woman would cut his scrotum open and *then* twist and pull his testicles out. That would not take so much strength, and what a painful way to die!

If you are going to do that, why not just cut it all off?

[bobover3 (imported)]

Yes, but it's so much more fun the traditional way.

Also, people aren't always armed with a knife. Twist-and-pull requires only hands.

[moi621 (imported)]

That kind of ripping action might make a bleeding out death more likely as opposed to a cut.

Y'think ?

Similar to an artery that has a clean guillotine cut will close off maybe,

but a nicked artery has a harder time controlling bleeding, usually.

Moi

So remember boys and girls, only nick those wrist arteries, not a through and through cut.

[jemagirl (imported)]

I find it hard to believe, but yet there it is...

It is rather difficult to believe. Perhaps Bild.de is Germany's version of the Onion.

[graylayer02 (imported)]

It is rather difficult to believe. Perhaps Bild.de is Germany's version of the Onion.

It's more like a low-end British tabloid.

[Paolo]

That explains a lot.