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[Andrew (imported)]

Dear Andrew,

I just can't figure out why on earth your spacebar is sticky and what have you been doing concidering your sexual status

your antonia

You are quite correct that I am unable to masturbate to orgasm and climax over the keyboard. A far more likely explaination is cat hairs. I do have a cat, and all my friends who know of my eunuch status like to joke that she is the only pussy I am getting nowadays. I don't know if this joke would translate well in German or other languages.

("Pussy" being a slang term for the female vagina, and by extension having sex with a human female.)

[luvpain (imported)]

Hmm, it is hard for me to imagine cat hair causing you keyboard to be sticky. If your going to blame you pussy-cat then say it was a hair ball or it was marking its territory. :tongueout Either way I wouldn't even try to attempt to save the keyboard if those were the case. It is a lot cheaper to spend the $10 or $20 for a new keyboard than to deal with that disgusting mess.

[antonia (imported)]

We both have one

[antonia (imported)]

Hmm, it is hard for me to imagine cat hair causing you keyboard to be sticky. If your going to blame you pussy-cat then say it was a hair ball or it was marking its territory. :tongueout Either way I wouldn't even try to attempt to save the keyboard if those were the case. It is a lot cheaper to spend the $10 or $20 for a new keyboard than to deal with that disgusting mess.

Dear Luvpain,

What is Andrew going on about, sticky keyboard and his pussy-cat.....would you please help liitle confused antonia figure this one out.

your antonia

Pussy: Muschi, Votze, Schnecke,... of course these are the more vulgar expressions

How about the traffic expression for the labia: Penisleitplanken

[BossTamsin (imported)]

Antonia:

Andrew has mentioned that the space bar on his keyboard is sticky, and suggests that this is due to his cat in some way.

Personally, I am unsure as to if cat hairs could cause the keyboard to start sticking. There are other cat products that could cause a sticky keyboard, but I am sure they would be a lot more noticable.

My vote is that something has gotten spilled on the keyboard at some point. Perhaps a tea or drink of some kind?

IEunuch.