Everyone Read This

[Paolo]

Everyone look down at your keyboards.

See that big-ass key that's longer than your dick?

That's called a space bar. You hit it, and it puts a break in-between of letters.

x x=1 space between.

Get the POINT?!

[A-1 (imported)]

Wha choo talkin bout, boy?

Ain't no key on dis here keybord longer an MY dick!

A-1

[haltlos (imported)]

Get the POINT?!

No man, I don't!

Win-dedicated-keyboard-spacebars are shorter than you seem to think!!

Well, I hope so...

What's up?

Did you have a nasty day at the office again, hon?

Com'ere!



...better?

[Andrew (imported)]

But right now the space bar on my keyboard is sticky. OK, I need to buy a new keyboard, but I have suffered a financial catastrophe which requires me to cut back spending drasticly. Sorry about that, and I'll try to proof read better before hitting the <enter> key.

[Frustration (imported)]

My space bar is 5 in. That's 1/4 in. bigger than my dick. Damn!

[Andrew (imported)]

My space bar is 5 in. That's 1/4 in. bigger than my dick. Damn!

T

he space bar on my keyboard is

4" long, and so is my penis. Perhaps there is a some sort of Great Cosmological Truth in action here?

[A-1 (imported)]

...and women nag, too. :tongueout

Funny, Allison. Nobody has complained before.

Men do not usually fantasize about castration and such, either.

Maybe we are not bragging and you are not complaining.

Who knows? This could be the start of something.

BIG!

Now just CUT IT OUT...O.K.? (play on words)

A-1

[Farrell_Squire (imported)]

Mine is 4 1/2 inches long. I just measured it! (Space bar that is.):D

Farrell

[Riverwind (imported)]

Paolomykeyboardspacebaris4inchsandmydickis2.5inche sIguessthekeyboardspacebarwins:)



Yes I do agree with you Paolo, most of the time I try to put my post through a spell and grammar checker before posting. Spaces are important it keeps our thoughts in order.

[antonia (imported)]

But right now the space bar on my keyboard is sticky. OK, I need to buy a new keyboard, but I have suffered a financial catastrophe which requires me to cut back spending drasticly. Sorry about that, and I'll try to proof read better before hitting the <enter> key.

Dear Andrew,

I just can't figure out why on earth your spacebar is sticky and what have you been doing concidering your sexual status

your antonia