'Tis the Season

[Paolo]

Please feel free to post your links and tags to your favorite Christmas-themed stories here!:D

[StefanIsMe (imported)]

I can really only think of one christmas story on the EA that I really liked.

Funny to the point of hilarious, on-topic to the Nth degree, and really, really hawt too...

Santa's New Elf, by Paolo. Nullification, Minor.

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/ea_225211santa_s_.htm

Ever since I read it, I've been keeping a close eye on the new story list for your name at this time of year :p

[kristoff]

I can really only think of one christmas story on the EA that I really liked.

Funny to the point of hilarious, on-topic to the Nth degree, and really, really hawt too...

Santa's New Elf, by Paolo. Nullification, Minor.

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/ea_225211santa_s_.htm

Ever since I read it, I've been keeping a close eye on the new story list for your name at this time of year :p

Seems you and your pen have been called out P....!

[Eunuchorn (imported)]

I remember an old Gary Larson comic that had a cow bound to a rack, with a torturer in hood with whip, with the caption reading about how Whipped cream was made.

[IbPervert (imported)]

Where do snow balls come from?

Castrated Snowmen of course! :D

[Vauhek66 (imported)]

hang the glittering balls to the christmas tree...

... only problem: how to keep them glittering?

[curious_guy (imported)]

Seems you and your pen have been called out P....!

Does Paolo write his first drafts longhand like Joe Haldeman and Harry Turtledove or are you being figurative?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Paolo - I'm glad to see you're getting into the Christmas spirit. I love your new avatar...woot