From the AARP Forum

[augman7518 (imported)]

Questions and Answers from AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age

of 60 find younger, sexy

women who are interested

in them?

A: Try a Library, under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his

wife is going through

menopause?

A: Keep busy.. If you're handy with

tools, you can finish the basement.

When you're done you'll have a

place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that

menopause is mentioned in

the bible. Is that true?

Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:

"And Mary rode Joseph's ass

all the way to Egypt ......"

Q: How can you increase the

heart rate of your 60-plus

year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that

terrible curse of the elderly

wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: " I remember these!"

[snakecharmer (imported)]

Excellent! And part of the scary thing is relating to some of these! Where have those years gone? LOL

Cheers

Ron

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

As usual, thank you augman