DENMARK: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals.
The 30 year old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirit, caught fire.
The man, who is suing the hospital, said: "When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife."
Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: "it was and unfortunate accident."
I know we shouldn't laugh at anothers misfortune, but...
LOL
