How to correctly speak to women

[augman7518 (imported)]

HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT WOMEN

She has not" been around"She is a" previously enjoyed companion"

She does not have"breast implants"She is "medically enhanced"

She does not" nag"She becomes "verbally repetitive"

She does not have "major leaque hooters"She is"pectorally superior"

HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT MEN

He is not a "bad dancer"He is "overly Caucasion"

He does not "get lost all the time"He "investigates alternate destinations"

He is not "balding"He is in follicle regression"

[snakecharmer (imported)]

Great ones! LOL...Follicle regression indeed! I'll have to remember that one!

thanks for posting that

Ron

[IbPervert (imported)]

Its he's not impotent its actually diminishing returns.

[augman7518 (imported)]

Thanks for the replies Ibpervert added a good one.I must include it on the original.

Bob and Tom radio show mentioned that the folical regression I have could also be a" reverse mohawk"

[Riverwind (imported)]

Thanks for the replies Ibpervert added a good one.I must include it on the original.

Bob and Tom radio show mentioned that the folical regression I have could also be a" reverse mohawk"

BS you like so many suffer from a high forehead.

River