Castration simulator

[DarkkOrbit (imported)]

My tone was probably out of line, and for that I apologize. But as far I'm concerned, this conversation is over.

[richard31uk (imported)]

jackh

You need to get used to the fact that people do have a laugh in life that is what makes it fun and at times the topic does get expanded and drifted from this is something that you will get used to not only are we here for a serious reason we also like to have fun aswell at the end of the day we are a relativly small minority so come on l;ets have a laugh as friends

[antonia (imported)]

Dear Jackh,

Do you have a point here?

Maybe,...... A-1 does have a tendency to ramble on and certainly blubber off topic.(Imaginative words here!)

Is he an asshole? We do all have one

When he starts to get on my nerves I just ignore him...

It's easy and works...for a while

takeiteasy

your antonia

a-1..... you are so cute

[A-1 (imported)]

...please forgive me if I get off, Jackh, a little.

(Or is that jack off a little?, oh well, no matter. What's a prick between friends?)

Sometimes I just get carried away. The heat of the moment and such, you understand, I'm sure. (Damn, it's the Eunuchism or the hormones, if you're not IN HEAT then you are having HOT FLASHES. You can't win, so don't even try. You have to deal with the heat if you are a Eunuch or not...OOPS! Sorry, I am rambling again.)

Now, where was I? OH, yes! The THREAD!!!

Now, back to the thread. You know, I knew this girl once when I was in school, she liked to tie a thread around her nipple and then take a needle and pull the other end of it through her blouse.

So there you would be, this girl with a dark sweater on and a white thread sticking out. If you pulled it she would scream, (I imagine that it did hurt) and you would feel so embarrassed because you knew what it was connected to! I was apoligizing all over myself because I waited until we were in line at this fancy resturant to pull on the damned thing!

SO, to get her back one evening I tied a thread around my pecker head and hung the end of the thread out of my trousers. BIG MISTAKE!

Have you EVER been led into a movie by a thread tied to your cock? It wasn't fair, I tell you! ME, WITH TWO EMBARRASSMENTS AND HER WITH NONE! Well, the sex was good enough to make up for it, though. And---nobody noticed it much because we were going in to the movie to see the "Story of O" with Corrine Cleary. (Or, perhaps some DID notice and just thought that it was normal, who knows?)

NOW JACKH, if you want a GOOD simulation perhaps Antonia and I can accomidate you. However, you would have to understand that it might not be a simulation. You see, if you knew that we were not serious you would not get the same thrill out of it. Worst of all, you might not shoot as far, if you get my drift...

So, you would have to be prepared to lose them for real to make it work.

Let us know, we could be GREAT human simulators. (Or perhaps not, perhaps human emasculators.) At any rate, you could have your prick...er..make that pick...oh hell, you can have both, how's that for a deal?

Anyway, you could pick the Leather Daddy with the thick middle or the Hot Dominatrix dressed in black leather. (No choice for me, but to each their own! You never know what will get somebody off.) :tongueout

Yes, I am...Asshole...er, I meant.... A-1

...at least it was all about the thread, though...

[DarkkOrbit (imported)]

Dear A-1:

First of all, I do apologize. I later deleted the post, but Antonia quoted it, so there you are. I had just come home slightly wasted and my computer was giving me grief, and I took it out on you. You are a prince of a fellow for not being offended. Believe it or not, this has been bugging me all day.

To richard31uk: Point taken.

To Paolo: As I've said before, you are a gem, a true star.

OK, now for some fun: A-1, I can totally relate to that story. My former wife and I used to play a game where we went out in public and I would have a thin chain around my balls that ran out the top of my jeans. It looked like a piece of jewelry. My wife would have her finger around it, and anyone paying attention would have thought she just had her finger hooked affectionately in my jeans. But every time she tugged on the chain, the pain went through my nuts like a knife.

I am sure all of the blue-hairs in the produce department are wondering to this day why the hell I had a stupid grin plastered across my face all the time.

Best wishes to one and all,

jackh

[A-1 (imported)]

jackh,

Don't worry about it. I have been called a lot worse by people who were a whole hell of a lot more serious about it.

You see, in this life one does get too old to fight, but one NEVER gets too old to laugh!

Best Regards,

A-1

[DarkkOrbit (imported)]

This stupid computer (it's my first PC after years of Macs) is still causing me grief, so I'm off to kill aliens . Die, alien scum!

Take care,

--j.:p

[Linda (imported)]

I dont mind if we take it easy or hard. But I would like to get back to the thread. I would love to know more about castration simulation. :p or do I have to go the whole way

[DarkkOrbit (imported)]

The 'pinwheels' or 'tracing wheels' that luvpain and I were discussing earlier will do the trick, whether or not they break the skin. They're enormously common in any SM shop. Buy one and experiment!

Cheers,

jackh