Dear LonePanther,
I think we need to team-up and worship Antonia by bringing her gifts of beautiful and FUNCTIONAL jewlery. Just imagine how good she would look waring out jewlery twinkeling in the candel light.
I can do the work of getting the designs onto the internet and manafacturing in Europe. I also have some interesting ideas for designs.
Try to imagine two metal rings work as bracelets by Antonia. The first of which has an internal recession in which a metal guitarr string is placed as a loop. The string comes through two holes in the metal band so it can be pulled closed from outside (similar to your Bracelett idea). Now the second ring (bracelett) has a series of holes through which needles fit.
The first bracelet (with the hidden metal wire) is slipped over the scrotum followed by the second one. I now see Antonia

reacing to take the first hairpin and incerting it through the bracelet until it penetrates the scrotum. A second and third needle follow. In this manner the scrotum is held in the second bracelet. Many games are now possible.
Finally she slowly pulls the guitarr string tight and twists the wie ensuring that there is no release. No it is only a question of time untile the delicate lettle things fall to the floor.
We may just get rich selling thousands of these things.
but alas there in only on Antonia.
Looking forward to the first trials
Linda