Eunuchs and underwear?

[jeo (imported)]

Cotton briefs is the material of choice.

But you have to wear them inside out!

I never understood why they are designed

perfectly smooth on the outside, while

on the inside there are all the seams

busy pressing strange patterns into your

skin. But forget the fly - when you invert

the stuff in all three dimensions of space,

well er - in a hurry you will never be able

to figure out, how to open it!