Taxidermy for male genitals?

[Hash (imported)]

Just curious as to whether it's possible to actually have a taxidemist stuff and preserve ones genitals? I know that there are some stories about it, where the penis and testicles are stuffed and displayed as paper weights and as wall ornaments like the heads of animals, but I never heard if it was actually possible. Any clues?

[nullorchis (imported)]

Just curious as to whether it's possible to actually have a taxidemist stuff and preserve ones genitals? I know that there are some stories about it, where the penis and testicles are stuffed and displayed as paper weights and as wall ornaments like the heads of animals, but I never heard if it was actually possible. Any clues?

There is this show going around called Body Worlds, where you get to see the entire human body (minus the outer skin layer). I don't know about preserving one's separated genitals, but they can sure be preserved along with the entire body. The process used is different than taxidermy; it is called Plastination.

http://www.sdnhm.org/exhibits/bodyworlds2/

[Riverwind (imported)]

I have mine in a jar.

River

[IbPervert (imported)]

The human skin is to transparent to undergo traditional Taxidermy procedures. However, like someone already said the human body can undergo Plastination (which is a process that removes the liquid and puts in plastic) The hitch being that Plastination is a lengthy and expensive process plus there is less then a handful of places in the world that can even perform the process. In other words I doubt you could just walk in and ask them to plastinate your genitals however you can leave your body to them

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

In recent years, taxidermy has taken a new turn. Instead of removing the skin from an animal and stuffing it with the best formed fibreglass or foam replica, the whole animal is frozen as soon as possible after it is dead. Then the frozen body is sent to the taxidermist.

The taxidermist takes the frozen animal and briefly thaws it just so he can pose the animal in the desired stance, usually supported on a framework, generally the animal's real eyes are removed and replaced with the best matched glass eyes, then the body is refrozen. Then the frozen (and now realistically posed) body is put in a large refridgerated vacume chamber, and it is dried out. Water will transition to gas at much lower temperatures in the super low pressure environment of the vacume chamber. So the frozen water in the animal's body goes directly from ice to gas "steam" of sorts - though the whole process remains very very cold, so as the animal's body dries out, it does not shrink or shivel up. It can take quite a while in the vacume chamber, but when it is done, there is a completely dehydrated and solid animal that no longer requires freezing temperatures to keep. The process is of course expensive, but it is generally recognized as the best possible result for "taxidermy."

Now, there would be some problems with doing this to a penis. The first and most notable being that once it is removed, it is flacid, not erect, and I would think I would want my preserved penis wall mounted tropy or paperweight to be very erect. So, in addition to freezing it would need to be artifically inflated or presurized, preferably with the real blood it once held inside it, then frozen in an erect state, then put into the vacume chamber and dehydrated.

Personally, I only want castration for myself, but I would LOVE to proudly display a few wall mount trophies in full erection... I think that would be so cool, to have them on the wall in the tropy room, but I bet I would have a hard time getting people to not touch them.

[chilliwilli (imported)]

Just curious as to whether it's possible to actually have a taxidemist stuff and preserve ones genitals? I know that there are some stories about it, where the penis and testicles are stuffed and displayed as paper weights and as wall ornaments like the heads of animals, but I never heard if it was actually possible. Any clues?

Hash-

Testicles and tomatos both!

chilli-

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

How about a "death mask" ?

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Too bad they don't still hang people. A death woodie.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Too bad they don't still hang people. A death woodie.

Arabbit,

The "condition" you refer to is often referred to as "Angel Lust".

Once upon a time one of the KiKaKo members sent me a link to some pictures of a man who was hanged in South America and he indeed had an erection even after death. The pics were taken as he lay on an autopsy table, naked and in full bloom. I was so put off (the death thing, you see,) that I dumped them.

I've heard that some men have ejaculated when hanged and it's known that Zebras (BG's Daffy Dictionary defines "Zebra" as a Cavalry Horse that has made Master Sergeant) often ejaculate at the moment of death.

Although I prefer that the peepee be left attached, only the ballsies cut off, I have wondered if it might someday be possible to inject some sort of super-coagulant/preservative into a peepee while erect, then amputate it using a cauterizing scalpel. Thus, the item would be forever in a "fresh" and perky state. Hmmmm...now how to put in the batteries....

What a lovely topic with which to start my day.

"Waitress, make that link sausage instead of bacon!" NOT!

As ever, your everloving...

Yoli

[Hash (imported)]

What's interesting is that impotent men can get silicone implants which are placed inside the two penile cylinders. I wonder why they can't just inject silicone into the cylinders directly, though I'm sure it has something to do with what happened to women who had silicone injected directly into their breasts. The new penile implants actually have a pump that's put in the scrotum. The doctor places a pump into your scrotum (if you have one, I don't) and you can pump up your penis when you need too for intercourse and feel around for the release valve when you don't. So there's room in the scrotum for something like that? Amazing.

Here's a great radiologic view of silicone implants that were placed in a penis:

http://www.ajronline.org/cgi/reprint/136/6/1109.pdf