Replacing Lost Testicles

[bigd5135 (imported)]

I am a fairly young man recently transformed into a eunuch. I am living the dream with no regrets exept one. I had my testicles put in a jar in a lock box at my house, and my house was broken into and the lock box was taken. Does anyone know of anyone who has a jar of testicles they are willing to sell? The only reason I ask is that it brings my GF pleasure knowing she has balls and I dont, and now she doesnt either due to the robbery.

[bobbie (imported)]

Interesting.

Wonders what the robber will think when he/she looks at them.

How did you list them with the police report or insurance? The value could be priceless to you.

Hope the rubber returns the balls to you.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Funny you should say that, I have mine in a jar but there used.

River

[kiwi (imported)]

Interesting story! Wonder how much a pair would fetch on the black market. Also sounds like you have a interesting story on how your girlfriend came to own them..

[streetglide (imported)]

I wonder if the crook will even be smart enough to get the lockbox open! Hang in there it might get recovered.

[lust4nutlessboiz (imported)]

Yeah...I'm wondering what the pawn broker will say when they're pledged for a loan.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

E-Bay? Craigslist? The Hospital dumpster? Veterinarian? Refrigerator at a Chinese restaurant? The Dollar Store? Under the scaffold at the Tower of London?

Well, I'm only trying to help!

Yoli

A very naughty little girl

[lust4nutlessboiz (imported)]

This could gon, methinks.

Why didn't the jar wind up on his Lady's vanity amongst the powders and lotions.

[bigd5135 (imported)]

This could gon, methinks.

Why didn't the jar wind up on his Lady's vanity amongst the powders and lotions.

It was a lock box that used two keys to open. Mine and hers. She is a little depressed right now since she was going to show them off at a party in two weeks. It was also kept in the lockbox to keep away from visitors who regularly come over from accidentally finding them.

[bigd5135 (imported)]

Interesting.

Wonders what the robber will think when he/she looks at them.

How did you list them with the police report or insurance? The value could be priceless to you.

Hope the rubber returns the balls to you.

I did tell the police but in my city the told me to not include that in the police report since it is against the law to keep human body parts in your possetion, so I cant claim them on insurance.