Oh contrary, I must say I am proud of my accomplishments! Though I may not have been the first, but I am part of the same club as described in the article as far weights go!

Ahem, I believe that I heard that joke as a young age, though you left out the part about the lady who is able to eat the last dongnut

I'd also like to take the time to add here I, for all jokes, puns and did it for the LOLS :) ... err um.. well I'm not the only one apparently..

I guess what I'm ...

Hmm I guess I'm not original.