This gives a new twist to the wonderful Max Beerbohm story "A.V. Laider," as funny a story as I've ever read, about a compulsive fabulist. Mention a topic to him and he instantly invents a gruesome story on the subject that he presents as an experience he's had. The end of the story goes like this ...

One of the more interesting surveys I've taken. I have to admit I enjoyed being asked to reflect on early sexual feelings and experiences, which I hadn't done in decades. Once it got to the subject of unwanted sexual advances, I thought it might explore those by teachers and other authority figures ...