I have been a lurker for a long time. After a long time away I came back and found I had to register. Sucks. Why?

Things have been rough this week :( and it crystallized some things for me. For the longest time I have fantasized about being castrated by a beautiful woman like Thecia, maybe in one ...

I am a Minnesotan punklord. A long time ago I used to browse the archive. I came back today after a really rough week (you would think Kiwi fruit was an innocent little thing) and I found all the stories behind a registerwall so I registered. Into the ladeez, if you had not already seen my profile.