You rip one off a prom-goer and change into in the bushes. Really though, I look terrible in a dress. My dick is so long the tip and most of the midsection fall out the bottom and I have to drag it along while I dance, thus I wear pants so it can be safety pinned to my leg.

Spam. Sorry.

Factors You will NeedSturdy suitcaseGarment bagPlastic dry cleaning bags or zip-top bagsShow MoreInstructions 1Lay out all of the items you need to pack for the trip and separate dress clothing from casual clothing.2Roll your casual clothes and spot every little thing inside the suitcase, like ...