Greetings ...Today I am proud to announce my upcoming vanishing act! My urologist agrees that my remaining testicle will be going away later this month. Surgery date still to be set, but no April fool's joke...gone in April.

Thank you...already have that freedom feeling.

Sorry to butt in, but you're forgetting about being monitored by delusional religious fanatics that have potential control or influence of your life..livelihood. Best thing about facebook...don't ask, don't tell. Personally, I use a disclaimer (very small print).

My thinking...don't ask, don't tell.

Aren't those stupid things EVER going to ROT?