I'm considering using a burdizzo as a means of castration. I do have someone willing to clamp them shut for me, as its to painful to administer myself. Has anyone been successful using one? It seems as if there are a lot of risks in using one. I was under the impression it was safe. But maybe I'm ...

Seems so scientific and confusing. I don't understand it one bit.. I wanted to just have my balls cut off by someone, and I do have that option.. But I really don't want to wind up in ER again, just having been there for having my penis cut off. Is there a good solution, easy to understand and ...