Would any moderators in the vicinity mind renaming the thread title to "Inane Bacon Substitutes"?

Hmm..I had something similar happen when I had a zip tie locked down over my thing. I couldn't cut it off due to the angle. It resulted in having to carefully burn it off with a hot soldering iron. I guess lots of practice playing Operation saved me from burning myself.

I guess everybody here has their own weird thing they want to do. Some want castration whilst still leaving the sac, some want total nullo, etc.

I think this would be interesting. To have a penectomy, but saving some erogenous tissue. Then removing the sack, and relocating the testes inside the ...