Like a strip club where all the beer is icy cold and free, and the girls are all 10's and lap dance for the sheer joy of it.

Prayer and a second asshole. Two most useful things in the world.

Considering the whacko this guy apparently is and has been for over 30 years, the money is better spent locking up the MF so he can't offend again. How many murders is one allowed before being put away for good? Build more prisons, but for God's sake, don't let the bastards out.

Is the gentle ...

Speeding, shmeeding.

It is less the speed than the manner of driving that is a safety issue. Go with the flow should be the rule of thumb. And if safety were truly the issue, then fines are not the answer. Restriction of driving privileges would be a better approach.

But as we all should know. It ...

We laugh because it's funny. We cry because it's true.

-Ray Romano

Jeez,

If people spent half as much time learning English as they apparently do learning Leetspeak and "etext", we'd have a country of literates.

...or a religious zealot.

Who the fuck watches musicals?